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A Nigerian Woman’s Make-Up Struggles
1. When your mother finally allows you start using make up and you can graduate from baby powder and “wet lips” Now I can reach my full potential! 2. You looking for the right shade of foundation Come...
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13 Things You Will Recognize From Falling Sick In A Nigerian Home
1. When you tell your mother you’re sick and she says “you’re strong in Jesus’ name.” Amen! But I’m still vomiting sha. 2. How your parents see themselves when you fall sick: You people are now...
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My (Almost) Sugar Daddy And Me
I had just been promoted at work, so I went to have lunch somewhere very nice to congratulate myself. Yass! I really enjoyed myself oh, eating and overeating sef. Is it your promotion? Allow me jere!...
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The Struggles Of A Short-Sighted Nigerian
1. When you know you’re almost blind but you can’t spoil your swegz with glasses. Can’t stain my bad guy. 2. You, trying to see the board when you sit at the back of the class: Can’t sit in the front...
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The Different Types of Nigerian Fathers That Exist
1. The Super Wise Father Is the oldest in his family Your uncles always send their kids to your house for counseling and advice He will tell you 100 proverbs before you get your allowance 2. The IJGB...
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The Different Kinds of Nigerian Mothers
1. The Strict Mother She never stops shouting Will come into your room and leave your door open She talks to you with her eyes alone and you get it 2. The Caring and Overprotective Mother Most caring...
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19 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Ever Part Of A Choir In A Nigerian Church
1. When your mother forces you to join the youth choir. Hay God! 2. Every Nigerian choir’s best friend: That Yamaha keyboard. 3. When you come for choir practice on Saturday and nobody is around. You...
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How My Nigerian Parents Met My Boyfriend
So l had been seeing my boyfriend for almost a year. Sweet and juicy love! And so he said it was a good time for him to meet my parents. Ehn? And because I have crazy Nigerian parents, we planned and...
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14 Things You’ll Find On Every Nigerian Mother’s Dressing Table
1. That cream she doesn’t want to accept has finished: Mummy, let it go. 2. Those creams she only used once and never used again: Why are they still there though? 3. The dusting powder that was more...
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13 Pictures That Perfectly Describe Going On A Holiday With Your Family
1. You, when you find out you’re going abroad and not to the village for the long holiday Yassssss!!! 2. When you get to school and your friends ask what you’re doing this holiday: I’m travelling! 3....
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15 Breathtaking Pictures Of Nigeria, By Nigerians
Nigeria is seriously stunning, and if you rolled your eyes at that statement, these pictures taken by our fellow Nigerians with the TECNO Camon C9 should easily convince you. 1. This flawless picture...
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15 Pictures You’ll Relate To If You Did Food And Nutrition In Secondary School
1. When they asked you to choose between Food and Nutrition and Agric. The one with food, abeg. 2. You, entering ‘Food and Nutrition’ class expecting constant chow: My stomach is ready. 3. When you...
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13 Images For Anyone Who Loved Dancing Competitions Growing Up
1. You, entering the birthday party with your dancing shoes like: TURN UP! 2. The MC at every single Nigerian birthday party: Always looking like they came out of a horror movie. 3. When the MC calls...
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15 Times Nigerian Celebrities Made ‘Interesting’ Fashion Choices
1. That time Ini Edo wore an “almost wedding dress” to the AMVCA’s via Bella Naija Well…. she stood out sha. 2. When fuschia and black vomited all over Kcee I mean guys, look at that belt! 3. That...
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The Complete Guide To Nigerian Friendship Groups 101
1. The funny one Everything joke, joke, joke, joke! 2. The smart one Only him head boy, deputy head boy and labour prefect. 3. The fighter Always one step away from entering prison. 4. The IJGB (I...
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18 Common Bridesmaid Problems
1. When your friend gets engaged. So exciting! 2. Then you remember that probably means you have to do bridesmaid wahala! Ohhhhhhhh gosh! 3. When the maid of honour starts doing like class captain....
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15 Reasons Every Nigerian Grew Up With Trust Issues
1. When you remember your mother telling you “beans will make you tall” but you’re still the size of bedside fridge. Chai! All that beans I ate. 2. When your father told you to go and wear your shoes...
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The Hustle For Wedding Souvenirs Everyone Can Definitely Relate To
1. How you arrive at the wedding ready to fight for your souvenir rights. Ready to die on the line if need be! 2. You trying to figure out the seat that increases you souvenir-getting chances Maybe...
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13 Pictures That Will Make You Really Crave A Henna Tattoo
1. Mocheddah’s amazing henna. via Instagram 2. This amazing hand tattoo. via Ummie Lawal 3. This dramatic but awesome henna tattoo. via Instagram 4. This gorgeous henna body art. via Instagram 5. When...
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17 Nollywood Translators That Need To Learn Their Work
Instead of doing their translating work, these Nollywood translators were doing everything else: 1. This translator that did not sleep well before work. 2. The translator that is getting paid less than...
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