1. When you know you’re almost blind but you can’t spoil your swegz with glasses.
Can’t stain my bad guy.
2. You, trying to see the board when you sit at the back of the class:
Can’t sit in the front with all those oversabis.
3. When you want to dub during test and you can’t see your seatmate’s paper.
Is this my life?
4. When you tell your mother you need glasses and she says “…when you’re always watching TV.”
Hian! From where to where?
5. You, when the optician tells you to read the last line’on the chart:
Chineke!
6. The lens struggle:
The worst.
7. When you wear your glasses for the first time and realize how blind you actually are.
WOW!
8. When your mother tries to force you to wear your glasses with that yeye rope.
You sha want to dead my swegz completely.
9. When someone asks you if your glasses are “shakommended”.
See question.
10. When your friends try on your glasses and say “you’re blind oh!”
You don’t mean it?
11. When your friends start asking “how many fingers…”
Save it.
12. When teachers start assuming you know book because you are wearing glasses.
Abeg oh!
13. When people start debating if you look better with or without your glasses.
Go and debate over Nigeria’s economy, biko.
14. “Do you take your bath with your glasses?”
Have sense na.
15. The ultimate struggle of trying to find your glasses without your glasses:
Kuku kill me.
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