1. The funny one
Everything joke, joke, joke, joke!
2. The smart one
Only him head boy, deputy head boy and labour prefect.
3. The fighter
Always one step away from entering prison.
4. The IJGB (I Just Got back)
Always doing “fiun fiun fiun” when the group is gisting.
5. The noisemaker
Always shouting up and down whether or not anyone else is listening.
6. The tenacious one
Always trying and trying and trying!
7. The party rider
Anytime, wherever!
8. The one with culpable deniability
Always has a way of escaping trouble.
9. The blast from the past
Always trying to attach himself into the group with one opinion on the gist that nobody asked for.
10. The likeable one
Everyone likes them even though they can’t really say why!
11. The one that writes names of noisemakers
He can caaassssssssttttt. Even before the teacher asks
12. The hardworking one
Even does extra homework sef.
13. The talkative one
One day, one story!
14. The one that only communicates via groupchat
Always travelling for one thing or the other.
15. The one always in the middle of one wahala or the other
If it’s not maths teacher, it’s assistant principal.
16. The one that moved away and everyone still misses them
Come backkkkk!
17. The silent operator
Works hard and gets things done without making noise.
18. The honest one
FOR WHERE!
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