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The Nigerian Dating Scene
Dating in Nigeria is a battle so you gats be prepared! Here are all the types of Nigerian men you are bound to meet: 1. The young man – He texts like spelling is something of a struggle and has to ask...
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16 Things Everyone Who Has Worked In A Bank Can Relate To
1. When you get your employment letter We are not mates anymore. 2. First day of work and you hear you can only leave at 8PM Sah, did you say eight as in 8PM? 3. During your training and you hear the...
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18 Things You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Attended A White Garment Church
This post was inspired by everyone who contributed to this trend. 1. When you had to go to the beach, but it wasn’t for fun. via @YeahThatsMike I’m not crying. 2. When being a child didn’t stop you...
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15 Pictures You’ll Recognize If You’ve Ever Stepped Into A Nigerian Kitchen
1. The eba stick that doubles as a weapon: Your mother’s favourite. 2. The iron sponge that is always on the brink of death: Your only friend when washing that evil pot. 3. The Nylon bag full of even...
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How To Tell If Your Child Has Finally “Joined Bad Gang”
1. When they refuse to eat rice for the 70th time in a row. They are not hungry because they have gone to eat with their gang. 2. When your son refuses to barb gorimapa and shave his beard. He doesn’t...
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Every Emotion You Feel When The ATM Swallows Your Card
1. You, going to the ATM to withdraw your last 1k. God help me. 2. You, calculating how you’ll use the money to survive till salary enters. Garri, garri, and garri. 3. When you reach the queue and ask...
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14 Images That Are Too True For Anyone Who Had A Nigerian Principal
1. How your class is on a regular day at anytime Everywhere in commotion. 2. How it is when someone shouts “principal is coming” Because nobody wants to ride okada. 3. Your principal’s motto They did...
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13 Things You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Shopped Online In Nigeria
1. When you get a mail about clearance sales from one of these online stores. Everything is 40% off. Jesus! 2. When ASOS sends you a mail in this high exchange rate period. Get away from me, Satan! 3....
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The Struggle Of Nigerians and ‘African Time’
1. The unofficial ‘African time’ formula: You’ll probably still be too early. 2. When you actually go for a Nigerian event on time. Na me mess up. 3. When you get to an event one hour late and they...
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The Struggles Of Being Romantic In Lagos
So that’s how one Lagos boy just finished watching a nollywood romance movie and started feeling inspired It’s time to move to the next level. So he does more “research” and plots and plans like a...
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A Post For Nigerians Who Love Food, By Nigerians Who Love Food
1. When you don’t want to go out but you hear “free food”. My body is ready. 2. When you go for a buffet and someone tries to enter your front. Better respect yourself. 3. When your mother starts...
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15 Pictures That Will Make Sense To Every Nigerian Graduating This Year
1. You, turning up on the last Sunday thanksgiving service: Turn up for Jesus. 2. How you wake up on your graduation day: FINALLY! 3. When you see that lecturer that said you wouldn’t graduate. Twerk...
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How To Give Your Nigerian Grandparents Headache
You must answer “NO” to the question “Have you eaten?” “Ah! You want to starve to death?” When they now cook for you, you must tell them you are not eating “Ahn ahn! How can?” You must go their house...
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13 Things You’ll Find In Every Nigerian Bathroom
1. The real bathroom in a Nigerian home: The bathroom begins and ends inside that bucket. 2. Those colourful sponges that look like net singlet: Everyone in the house has a different colour. 3. That...
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When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock
There comes a time in every young Nigerian’s life, when their parents decide they should become another person’s problem… permanently, by finding a partner and getting married. Here is how to know if...
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18 Experiences Only People Who Attended University Of Ilorin Will Get
1. How the security harasses you at the gate because of ID card. Uncle calm down. 2. When you see the queue for cabs to Tanke. Chisos! 3. When a fresher asks you what ‘face Tanke’ means. Look at this...
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The Stress Of Travelling By Road With Your Nigerian Family
1. When your parents tell you that you’re travelling to the village. Hay God! Why? 2. How your parents wake everybody up by 4am to start getting ready: Hian! Are we washing the road? 3. When your...
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15 Pictures That Prove Yoruba Movies Have No Chill At All
1. This pastor’s interests: via @tootsie_10 Oshey new age pastor. 2. This unforgiving lender: See this one. 3. This unsatisfied wife: 8 rounds? When it’s not tennis. 4. This film poster with North...
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18 Nigerians Who Need To Face Their Work
In Nigeria, one of the major problems we have is that people don’t like facing their work, and so to help make the country a much better place we have compiled a list of people that need to face their...
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13 Pictures About Nigerian Politicians That Are Beyond Accurate
1. Nigerian politicians summed up in a poem: Too accurate. 2. Nigerian politicians and “resign”: via @iamsupervillain What is a “resign”? 3. This one about the INEC chairman: via @Monsiuer_T Free and...
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