This post was inspired by everyone who contributed to this trend.
via 2. When being a child didn’t stop you from being a soldier of Christ.
via @omozay
Never too early, bruh!
via 4. When you hear the song, “Jesu ja” and you lose all home training.
via @lxlabrxwn
Give me space to dance plis!
via 6. When you already bought your ticket to travel but a new prophecy says you can’t.
via @Oyin_Ni
Jeso Kreste! Who will refund this money?!
7. When the person delivering messages starts walking towards you.
via @AddyO_OLuyi
*replays entire life in 5 seconds*
via 9. When C&S people come to the Celestial Church for harvest and it’s time to clap.
via @Cinegra_
Lord!
10. When you invite your friend to church & 3 prophets prophesy about him that day.
via @Meldo_10
Lmao, what?!
11. When you bow at the wrong time during the 7 Hallejuahs, Hosannahs, and Ebenezers.
via @dbob__
Please don’t judge me.
12. How people from other churches look when you tell them about your church.
via @Top_dramaqueen
Ah pele oh!
13. ‘When you hear “Jerri ri mo ya ma”, and you’re happy because service is almost over.
via @Rockhead_Dafool
Thank God!
14. When the Olusho is preaching and one of the choristers hits the keyboard, and you’re in the choir.
via @Newton_Samson
Wasn’t me!
via 16. When you hear “the time has now come for 7 elders prayer…”.
via @MILANOPUCCI
This is where Monday will meet us.
17. When people are starting to go into trances and you’re just wishing your mum isn’t one of them.
via @omozay
Please now!
18. When you turn to the wrong corner of the earth during Halleluyah.
via @MILANOPUCCI
Sorry neoww! So many bad eyes.
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