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Everything That Happens When You Like To Dance But Have Two Left Feet
1. This is you every Friday: 2. But then you remember that you can’t dance to save your life. 3. So you pay someone to teach you how to dance. 4. And you look for dance tutorials online. 5. Then you...
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10 Things That Happen When You Die (According To Nollywood)
1. Your spirit will LITERALLY leave your body. It will sit up, stand up, look at your body, look around and then walk off looking confused. 2. In some cases (Mount Zion movies) you will be given a...
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4 Landmarks Familiar To Every Lagosian
1. The National Arts Theatre Built during the military regime of Olusegun Obasanjo and designed with the exterior made to look like a military hat, the National Arts Theatre was completed in 1976 in...
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11 Things Skinny People Are Absolutely Tired Of Hearing
1. “You’re so skinny, do you even eat?” No. I survive on water and oxygen. 2. “Let me carry you, I’m sure you don’t have any weight” Of course. I am not made of matter. I have no weight and I occupy...
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We Decided To Ask About Your Favorite Nigerian Actors From The 90’s And...
1. Regina Askia One time Most Beautiful Girl in Nigeria, Regina Askia successfully transitioned from modelling to acting and gave us breath taking performances in movies like Full Moon and Most...
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You Have To Be Over 15 Years Old To Even Understand The Things We’re Talking...
1. This Insane Phone I still don’t know how to use this phone tbh. 2. Cameras with film Remember when you would take a couple of pictures and then wait weeks to find out if they were fine or not? LOL...
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7 Times This Meme Perfectly Described Nigerian Mothers
1. When your Nigerian mother is about to hit you and you hold her hand: When a Nigerian mum wants to hit you & and you hold her hand pic.twitter.com/DZL37GWcD4— Daddy CHO (@Chidubem__O) May 9,...
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The Wahala Of Opening A Nigerian Bank Account
1. So your new year resolution was to save plenty money in 2017 so you can turn up in December. 2. And that means you have to open a new bank account that you can’t touch anyhow. 3. Then you get to...
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8 Things You’ll Be Able To Relate To If You Don’t Drink Alcohol
1. This is how your friends look at you when you all go out to drink beer but you end up ordering malt. Guy wetin dey do you? 2. People will ask you how you relax and unwind after a long stressful...
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Everything That Happens When You’re Single, Female And Live Alone
1. We know it’s a hard life out there for everyone. 2. But then when you’re single, female and live alone, it’s like everything is conspiring against you. 3. Your parents are always trying to get you...
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Zikoko Selects: The Funniest Videos on the Internet This Week
1. Life is hard. Everyday comes with it’s own wahala. So it’s good to sometimes just sit down and… Here’s a list of the funniest videos on the Internet this week we hope will make you “laugh and...
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8 Things You’ll Relate To If You’re Terrible At Keeping In Touch With Friends
1. When you’re separating from friends (e.g when you’re done with NYSC) and you promise you’ll keep in touch. But deep down you know you never will. 2. When your phone rings and you see that it’s...
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If You’re Over 25, These Photos Will Make You Upset for No Reason At All
1. Playing with sand in the name of “Mummy and Daddy”: Even though you could never even really eat the food. 2. When you fail ordinary exam and it’s like the world has ended. Are you the furst? 3....
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All The Hilariously Effective Ways Nigerian Mothers Save Money
When it comes to saving money, Nigerian mothers are the bosses of that! So when Nigerians started sharing the hilarious ways their mothers saved money using #SaveLikeMum on Twitter, we decided to jump...
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10 Things That Happen When You’re Having A Bad Hair Day
1. How you feel when you wake up in the morning: Can I just lie here forever and not go anywhere? 2. You trying to decide what to do to your hair: Do I pack it? Twist it? Roll it? 3. When you’ve used...
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13 Times In Real Life When It’s Better To Be A Short Person
1. You will always have space for your legs in buses. So you don’t have to rush for the front seat. 2. You can secretly shop for clothes in the children’s section of stores. And people will never...
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15 Of The Most Hilariously Horrifying Things To Say To Your Partner During Sex
1. Girl to Guy: “Is it in?” 2. Are you done? 3. This feels so much better when the other person is alive. 4. Girl to Guy: “You’re much better at this than that mad man down the street”. 5. Wait. Na...
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The Zikoko Guide to Knowing When a Nigerian Woman Is Sending You Signals or Not
It’s really impossible not to tell when a Nigerian woman is sending you signals. Seriously. If a Nigerian woman likes you ehn, she can be as obvious and shameless as Oga Dino Melaye showing off his...
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True Foodies WIll Totally Drool At This Colourful Potato Pottage From Jos
When it comes to adventures, food lovers have the most fun – they get to eat food from different places and manage to stay healthy while at it. This Irish potato pottage recipe, Gwote Dankali, from...
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13 Tweets About Sex Toys That’ll Make You Realize Nigerians Are Not As Shy As...
Nigerians can form! But it’s not our fault sha. It’s a result of too much eyeing from our parents. One topic Nigerians like to form about is sex. They’ll be forming Innocent Idibia meanwhile their own...
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