1. We know it’s a hard life out there for everyone.
2. But then when you’re single, female and live alone, it’s like everything is conspiring against you.
3. Your parents are always trying to get you to move back home.
Uhm…I have a job?
4. And they always want to know if you’re finally in a relationship.
5. There’s always that creepy colleague that keeps asking when he can “come over”.
No. Not now. Not ever.
6. And when you have a male guest over your neighbours are always like:
Is he the one?
7. You love your life but sometimes it can be frustrating.
8. When you’re walking home and you notice someone following you:
If you get any closer I will land you blow.
9. And your landlord assumes your rent is paid for by your parents or a man:
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