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It’s A Pity The Rest of the World Won’t Read These 16 Nigerian Books

Nigerians are expert storytellers, no doubt about it. This fact is evident in our largely oral history. But over the decades, our oral history began being recorded into stories that are as timeless...

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The Zikoko Guide To Making A Nigerian Comedy Movie

If the comedy is set in a rich home, these are the rules to follow. 1. First things first. Mr. Ibu has to be in it. Nigerian comedy movie that doesn’t have Mr. Ibu. Is that one Nigerian comedy movie?...

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8 Photos That Prove That Nigerian Men Are All About Their Penises

1. The fact that they urinate everywhere and anywhere they go. Imagine the outrage that would ensue if a woman did this. 2. The fact that everywhere you turn, someone is selling man power i.e sexual...

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7 ‘Rich’ Things You Do When You’re Secretly Poor

1. When you take buses and keke napeps for 90% of the journey and then use an Uber for the last 10% so you arrive at where you’re going in grand style. Laides and Gentlemen. I have arrived! 2. When...

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The Zikoko Guide To Making A Nigerian Horror Movie

1. Location is everything. You can use the city but the bush is always better. The forest will add an extra layer of suspense to the movie. And you can’t beat those natural sounds of the owl hooting...

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These 7 Things Are The Most Nigerian Things Ever

1. Shouting “UP NEPA” whenever the power comes back on. Only in Nigeria. 2. Saying “In case of Incasity” Incasity is not a word. LOL 3. Referring to this breed of dog as “Local Dogs”. Till today...

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6 Nigerians You Didn’t Notice In Famous Hollywood Movies.

1. Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje Born to Nigerian Yoruba parents but given up for adoption to a British couple, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje has been repping Nigeria in Hollywood since he starred in his first...

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5 Songs About Nigeria That Will Make You Angry For No Reason

1. ‘Jagbajantis’ by Sound Sultan Sound Sultan sang about people sleeping at the American embassy in their bid to get visas, people selling all their property to make up the money to buy tickets....

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5 Reasons Why We Can’t Wait For The Wedding Party 2!

Undoubtedly, The Wedding Party was LIT! Sola Sobowale was giving us so much life! So naturally, this was us when we heard that there was going to be a sequel to The Wedding Party!!! And here are 5...

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6 Bizarre Theories About The Fire Outbreak At The Oba Of Lagos’ Palace

1. Jazz People are saying that the Ooni used jazz to set the Oba’s palace on fire because he’s still angry about being snubbed. 2. Ooni hired thugs to burn the palace down. Because he’s still angry...

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18 Rhymes From Your Childhood You Were Too Young to Understand

1. Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star The original lyrics of this rhyme was in French and told of a young girl tormented by love. A very sad something, not the starry, hopeful tune we constantly recited. 2....

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10 Things People Who Don’t Understand Football Can Relate To

1. The only footballers you know are C.Ronaldo and Lionel Messi. Apparently they’re the greatest footballers ever so people never shut up about them. 2. You really don’t know what “Offside” means....

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11 Stages Of Accepting Your Baldness

1. You’ll be in denial when people start telling you that your hair is thinning at the top of your head. Shut up joor. I’m only 17. 2. You look at your Afro in the mirror and you think to yourself...

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5 Delicious Food Combos Lagosians Know To Be Lit!

When it comes to tasty food combos, Lagosians can never carry last! 1. Because, there’s the delicious Ewa Agoyin and Agege bread to have for breakfast. 2. We can’t forget to mention Frejon and fish...

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6 Nigerians Under 40 Who Should Probably Rule Nigeria, But Won’t

It was an inspiring moment for the world, but particularly for Nigerians, when 39 year-old Emmanuel Macron emerged winner of the French Presidential elections. It was particularly inspiring for...

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4 Action Thriller Movies From Nollywood That Will Make James Bond Blush

1. State of Emergency Directed by Teco Benson, this movie told the story of a group of terrorists (they were former soldiers) who kidnap and hold 9 Ministers hostage. The movie starred Saint Obi, J.T...

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7 Types Of People You See At Every Party

1. The Raging Alcoholic Everyone knows that there is always alcohol at parties and that people get drunk. That’s the way parties work but there is always that one person that overdoes it with the...

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The 10 Craziest Insults From Different Nigerian Tribes

About a week ago, we were trying to find the craziest insults from the different Nigerian languages. What are The Craziest Insults in Your Language? We Want to Know!! Based on the responses, we can...

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12 Presidential Campaign Posters That Were Pure Lies

We know that politics is a messy game and politicians can never be trusted. When it comes down to it, they’ll tell you whatever you want to hear that will get you to put your guard down. And then...

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8 Annoying Things Every Nigerian Graduate Will Hear Before Entering The Job...

1. You know there is no job out there. As if I don’t know the country I live in. 2. You are not entering the Labour market but the FAVOUR MARKET. This isn’t a depressing thing but it’s just really...

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