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Move Over Jollof Rice, Badagry Coconut Rice Is Actually Bae
Not every time Jollof rice, sometimes try the healthy dish that is coconut rice. Blessed with so many coconut trees, Badagry people sure know how to make a mean rice dish with coconut. As usual, we’ll...
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All The Things That Happen When You Have A Class Assignment
When the teacher announces that there will be a class assignment Why everything gotta be an assignment? But the deadline is still far away so you take your time You when you realise the deadline is...
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How To Be A Good Nigerian Neighbour
1. Ensure to make frequent unscheduled visits to your neighbour’s house. Feel free to “stop by” unannounced. They’re just right next door anyways, why waste your money on a simple call or text...
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Everything That Happens When You Try To Explain Your Nonprofessional Career...
1. The face your parents make when you tell them what you do: 2. How your parents look at you when you start explaining what the job entails: 3. But internally they’re really like: What is this child...
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10 Thoughts That Go Through Your Mind When Your Phone Falls (Before It Hits...
So your phone has fallen from your hand. Everything suddenly goes into slow motion. You’re frozen. You’re broke at the moment so if anything happens to this phone you are royally screwed. If this has...
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8 Things That Happen When You Go Clothes Shopping At Yaba Market
1. You will get there and find out that everything is insanely overpriced. Jesus! 2. The moment you get there, all the people selling stuff will come down on you like vultures on a corpse. AUNTY! YOU...
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8 Kinds of People You Meet At The Cinema
1. The Foodies For these ones, watching a movie at the cinema is never complete without some food to go with it. And this is not just the regular popcorn, shawarma/hotdog with soda kind of food. I’m...
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16 Things Everyone Who Just Started A New Job Can Relate To
1. When you get that “we are pleased to offer you” mail. Thank you Jesus! All my enemies that said I will not find work during recession have been put to shame! 2. You calculating how your new salary...
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8 Ordinary Moments That Seem Suspicious As Hell To Nigerians
1. When you’re in a bus and someone taps you to ask a question so you start screaming. GET BEHIND ME SATAN! IT IS NOT ME YOU WILL JAZZ!! 2. When you’re having a drink with friends and you have to go...
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7 Things You’ve Probably Thought About Doing To An Ex
We’ve all had that one ex that did us wrong. Broke our hearts and left it shattered in the street. Whether your ex boy- or girlfriend cheated on you, dumped you, stole all your money and ran away with...
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5 Annoying Things Nigerian Barbers Do When Cutting Hair
1. When they try to start a conversation. Mr. Barber. I came here to get my hair cut (obviously), I didn’t come here to gist. So stop asking me about how my day was or if my sister is seeing anybody...
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All The Hilarious Reactions To Buhari’s New “Working From Home” Status
Once again, our very own President Buhari is making the headlines. Don’t worry, he hasn’t traveled to obodo again. He only moved his work from his office to his house. Yup. Appaz, he’s liking the way...
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Everything That Happens When Your Parents Travel For the Weekend
1. You when you hear your parents are travelling for the weekend: Home Alone 4! It’s time to party! Sleep over of life! No Saturday cleaning! 2. You start planning how to throw the coolest party for...
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This Delicious Soup From Benue Is The Definition Of Premium Enjoyment!
Benue is legit the food basket of the nation. Why? The soil there is so dope, it grows a large variety of Nigeria’s diverse food crops – also, you can totally get served a pounded yam dish with 8...
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10 Things Only Nigerians That Watch Indian Movies Would Understand
1. How the characters start singing and dancing every 5 minutes. No matter the situation. 2. How they only kiss on the forehead. Is there a law against kissing on the lips? Because I’m still confused....
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4 Times Nigerians Were Roasted for Internet Fraud in Foreign Cartoons
If you’ve been paying attention, you may have noticed that Africans in Africa have started producing their own content. We have African TV shows, African movies, Africa-focused fashion magazines, tech...
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8 Insane Punishments From Boarding School
1. Washing Toilets Remember what your school’s hostel toilets looked like and you’ll understand why this is a big deal. 2. Becoming the official errand boy for all the seniors. Just cancel any plans...
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5 Kinds of People You’ll Find In Every WhatsApp Group
If you are on WhatsApp, you most likely would have found yourself in or are even presently in one or three or more groups. And if you’ve been in a WhatsApp group, you’re sure to find these five kinds...
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12 Things That Happen During Every Maths Exam (When You Don’t Know Maths)
1. You’ll open the question paper and realize that you don’t know anything. Hay God! 2. You start looking around for an efiko you can copy from. Open book for me na. 3. This is you when the efiko...
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13 Things That Perfectly Describe Your Love-Hate Relationship With WhatsApp...
1. WhatsApp groups: You can love them or hate them, but you can never completely live without them. Whether it’s a WhatsApp group for members of your family, class or work, this one slice of social...
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