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Foodies, How Well Can You Cook This Yummy Dish From Kano?

If you’re a true foodie like us, then the ultimate dream is to travel across different states, eating different amazing dishes. Obviously, Kano, one of Nigeria’s biggest cities- is home to some of the...

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15 People Who Are Taking This Big Brother Naija Thing Way too Seriously

1. This person that doesn’t want to accept that Tboss is an olodo To all those attacking Tboss over this matter, how much have you made from reciting the National Anthem since you were born? #BBNaija...

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Here Are A Few Truths We’ve Realised Now That We’re Adults!

1. Your set probably wasn’t the worst set the school ever experienced, don’t mind your principal! 2. When it finally clicks that your birthday is in June, but your parents married in March 3. When...

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All The Things We Used To Stress About That Really Don’t Matter Anymore

1. When it’s your birthday and your parents bring your cake to school, but it isn’t as big as Tunde in Primary 2b’s own The big size of this one is now birthday dinners sha. 2. Remember how you almost...

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These Types Of People Are So Extra!!

1. Those football fans that are ready to tear you slap if you say anything bad about their team 2. Those IJGB people that add ‘wanna’ ‘gonna’ to everything, just so you know they’re not from around...

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11 Pictures You’ll Immediately Recognize If Selfies Are A Struggle For You

1. You in real life Vs You in your selfies. 2. You, trying to get your perfect selfie angle. 3. How you look, when you try to do the duck face. 4. You, trying to look for good lighting for your...

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5 People Who Always Manage To Be Present in Any Group Setting

The ITK These ones know everything. Even the thing they don’t know they know. They’ll become the self appointed group leader. The Excuse-givers These ones will never come for meetings or they will...

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9 Things Broke AF People Are Tired Of Hearing

1. “Money is the root of all evil” And so what? I want it like that. 2. “Money is not everything” Money is more than half of everything, do you want to do the maths? 3. “Money can’t buy you happiness”...

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All Of The 21 Thoughts in Your Head Whenever Your Phone’s Internet Disappears

1. So your phone’s network has vanished. What kind of nonsense is this?! 2. At first you wonder if it’s your phone that has the problem and you get the urge to start slapping it. The official Nigerian...

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All The Things That Happen When You Receive Your First Salary

1. You finally got that job, one million years after graduation. Ope o! 2. You, when you see your mates still seeking employment. I have arrived! 3. How you feel, when you get your first salary: Rich...

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Pounded Yam Lovers Will Totally Drool At This Tasty Dish From Imo

Pounded yam is legit the cream of the crop of Nigerian foods, argue with your cooking pot- and this delicious food combo, fresh fish Nsala soup with pounded yam, specifically from Oguta, Imo state...

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13 Times Fat People Have Felt Like Strangling Your Bony Asses To Death

1. When people meet you and instead of asking for your name, they just start calling you “Biggie”. So you can’t even call me Dj Khaled? 2. When people jokingly compare you to Yokozuna and you laugh...

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5 People You’ll Meet When Travelling With Public Transport In Nigeria

1. The Sleepers They are the Head Sleepers of the Sleep Society. If you have the slight misfortune of sitting next to them, expect to have your shoulder become their pillow. You should also expect to...

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These 12 Nigerians Have Only Hilarious Things To Say About Serena Williams’...

So Serena Williams is pregnant! And the whole world is crowning her bae because of it.   Well, maybe not everyone. It appears she was around one month pregnant when she won her 23rd Grand Slam singles...

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6 Types Of People You See At Every Gym

1. The Newbies They’re easy to spot because they obviously have no idea what they’re doing. If it’s a guy, he’ll probably be too proud to ask for help until a dumbbell crushes his big toe. This won’t...

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25 Things That Happen When You Like a Boy But You’re Trying To Respect Yourself

1. When he checks every criteria on your list: 2. And he isn’t in a relationship, engaged or married. 3. Five minutes later, you start planning your wedding. Every detail is already in place. You know...

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9 Life Hacks From Boarding House That Helped Us Survive in Nigeria

1. How to bathe like a pro. Whether it’s bathing in the cold, bathing with just a bowl of water or bathing with just five minutes left before the hostel gate is closed, boarding school has taught us...

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6 Annoying Things That Nigerian Doctors Go Through

1. When patients come in and, for some reason, insist that their illness was caused by their village people. So why are you telling me? Please take drugs and go. 2. When a patient looks up their...

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10 Outrageously Fake Designer Logos That’ll Make You Say “Wawu!”

1. Mike (Nike) via Bored Panda Let me explain what happened here. The name of the guy that made this is Mike. He probably just slapped his name on the shoes (seeing as Mike and Nike are kinda similar)...

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20 Pictures From Nigerian History That’ll Make You Wish You Could Time Travel

1. Police Court, Lagos. Circa 1910. 2. Then Alake of England, Oba Ladapo Ademola II attending the coronation of King George VI of England. London, May 1937. 3. The day before Wole Soyinka received the...

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