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10 Of The Cutest Mother’s Day Messages On The Internet

1. Because mothers are the best… Everyday is Mother's Day. I love you mum ❤️️ pic.twitter.com/uUTTd21rPh— Kenechukwu (@geokaycee) March 27, 2017 2. And incredibly special! Mothers are the most...

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Funke Akindele’s ThisDay Style Cover Is Saucy AF!

1. Funke Akindele-Bello, one of Nigeria’s best and hard working actresses just got her first cover on the prestigious ThisDay Style magazine – it was about damn time! 2. And boy, did she look stunning...

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7 Pictures Of Big Brother’s Gifty Looking Very Takeaway

1. Remember Gifty, former Big Brother Naija housemate? via Bella Naija We wrote about Gifty and her ‘accent’ here. 2. She got evicted after 28 days on the show via Bella Naija 3. And we thought we’d...

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6 Things Your Mum Told You About Boys That Turned Out To Be True

1. “Men are not to be trusted” He told you to marry him and the next week you got his wedding invite abi? We’ve all seen that one. 2. “Boys are stinky” You think you smell perfume but all all you...

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10 Times Nigerian Tailors Were The Absolute Worst

1. This fail of an outfit. The picture you show your Nigerian tailor vs what they eventually sew pic.twitter.com/OpwowZVcp8— Prisca (@priscarhxx) March 13, 2017 2. What you get when your tail says...

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11 Times People Were Rude And Mean AF On The Internet

1. This painful jab at short men. When you hug guys under 6ft pic.twitter.com/lu9BmL7RQy— Frenchie (@Fronsoir) March 21, 2017 2. When you’re dating the antichrist himself. That one time I wrote a jar...

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All The Things You’ll Relate To If Your Mum’s Wahala Is Too Much But You...

1. How she starts shouting when she sees you talking to boys. Just talking o! Mummy, calm down now! 2. When she won’t let you keep your fine Afro in peace Can you leave my hair in peace? 3. When you...

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Your Childhood Wasn’t Lit If You Didn’t Eat Any Of These Famous Biscuits

1. Yale Cabin Biscuit 2. Baker’s ShortCake 3. Pepper Snack 4. Milk Maid 5. Glucose Malted Milk 6. Nasco Glucose Biscuits 7. Fishly Snacks 8. Speedy Biscuits 9. Digestive Coaster 10. Okin Biscuit 11....

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If you’ve Ever Fallen For A Mumu Scam, Allow Us To Tell Your Story

So you’re sitting on your own, minding your business, listening to DavidO singing ‘THIRTY BILLION FOR THE ACCOUNT OH!’ And you’re there thinking about your last debit alert like Next thing, your phone...

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These 6 People Always Have The Sweetest Gist!

1. Those house girls that always want to help you sweep your room when your friends are around, already know how you went to see Tunde yesterday and he didn’t pay your cab money back 2. Your driver...

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13 Times This Curving Meme Was The Perfect Response To Rubbish

Every 90’s kid remembers this legendary Royco advert from the days of Superstory and ThisLife We all loved it, but it turns out we’d been sitting on meme material for almost a decade and we didn’t...

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The Learner’s Guide To Food In Calabar

We true foodies know we ought to travel more, and indeed one day we shall. Top on our list of places to try is Calabar- Cross Rivers State- and it really should be top of your list too! These are some...

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7 Things You Need To Know About Nigeria’s Meningitis Outbreak

In November 2016, a Cerebro Spinal Meningitis (CSM) disease outbreak started in Zamfara State.  Almost 5 months later, the disease has killed hundreds and has now spread to other states. These are all...

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10 Pictures That Won’t Make Sense To People Who Are Honest To A Fault

1. You, when you hear “say the truth and shame the devil”. Why? 2. How everybody looks at you when you start giving them gist. Always lying! 3. You, when someone says “all liars shall go to hell”. And...

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8 Thoughts You’ve Probably Had When You’re On Third Mainland Bridge

1. When your danfo is speeding and you’re like: Are we speeding to London or what? 2. When you look down into the water and remember you can’t swim If we fall down like this, that’s the end! 3. When...

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11 Things That Will Only Make Sense To People That Don’t Watch Big Brother Naija

1. You, when Big Brother Highlights comes on. 2. How you look at Big Brother fans. 3. Big Brother fans, when you tell them you don’t watch the show. 4. When TBossNation and EfeNation start fighting on...

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If Brokeness Is No More Your Portion, This Is For You

1. So you’re broke and you’ve been waiting for your salary for days This is you waiting for alert to enter. 2. Immediately you hear the alert, you’re like My joy is now full again. 3. How you run to...

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10 Times This Meme Aptly Described Nigerian Politicians

1. Nigerian politicians, when you ask them to fulfill their campaign promises. 2. When you ask them to contest free and fair elections. 3. Nigerian politicians when they’re asked not to share rice...

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7 Things That Will Never Happen If Your Tailor Is Nigerian

1. When you call your tailor and they actually pick up your call. Wawu! 2. When your tailor actually admits they can’t sew the style you want. If I hear! 3. When your tailor delivers your cloth a day...

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How To Know If You Have A Work Wife Or Husband.

1. They laugh a little too hard at your jokes. Aunty I know I’m funny but this kind laugh you dey laugh. 2. Every time you talk about your babe, they look at you like. Sorry na, I just said she said I...

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