1. When your danfo is speeding and you’re like:
Are we speeding to London or what?
2. When you look down into the water and remember you can’t swim
If we fall down like this, that’s the end!
3. When you see people walking on the bridge:
Where are you walking to, please?
4. When someone’s car now breaks down on the bridge
Oga, you have entered one chance!
5. You, when it’s now your unfortunate danfo that breaks down
Which kind of yama yama luck is this one?
6. When nobody now stops to give you lift
Is this how you people are wicked?
7. When you see people doing James Bond with their cars on the bridge
It’s like you people want to go and say hi to Baba God.
8. When the car keeps hitting those annoying bumps on the bridge, you’re like:
This bridge will not give me hypertension o!
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