So your phone has fallen from your hand. Everything suddenly goes into slow motion. You’re frozen. You’re broke at the moment so if anything happens to this phone you are royally screwed. If this has ever happened to you, these were the thoughts that most likely went through your mind in the split second it took your phone to hit the floor.
1. MOGBE!!!!!!!!!!
HAY GOD!!!!!!!
2. You remember that you JUST bought this phone 2 weeks ago. You spent a lot of money buying it too which means that you’ve gone above your monthly budget. You’re kinda broke.
Who sent me message?
3. You think about how much money it’ll cost to fix if the screen breaks.
iPhone wahala.
4. You think about the stress of going to computer village to fix the phone and how you’ll most likely get robbed there.
That place sef ehn!
5. You think of what it’ll be like to be phoneless for the couple of days it’ll take to fix.
The boredom WILL be real.
6. You think of all the relatives you could ask for money.
Let me call them now and say that i “just called to greet them”.
7. And then you think, what if other things spoil along with the screen?
AH! Charging port! Mouth Piece!!
8. You start thinking of all the people owing you money.
You all shall pay!
9. By this time the phone has hit the floor. You pick it up. Your heart is beating.
Lord please let everything be okay!
10. The screen is intact. Everything is fine. EVERYTHING IS FINE!!!
YASSS GAWD!!!!!
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