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Some People Are Throwing Tomatoes For Fun In This Tomato Scarcity And We...
Tomatoes have become scarce and really expensive in Nigeria as a result of pestilence caused by a moth, Tuta Absoluta, which has damaged many farmers’ harvest across the country. Sigh! And while...
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Dear Nigerian Nurses, Your Patients Have Something To Say To You
1. Talking to us through the pain is the right move. Do this. 2. When you want to give us injections, one place is enough. The body is not a pin cushion. 3. When you exhaust all the spaces on our...
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16 Pictures That Will Only Make Sense To People Who Attended AFSS Ikeja
1. We hail thee Alma matter… “Perseverance breeds success.” 2. The only houses that mattered: Mig House steady carrying last sha. 3. Everybody walking to the ESD field for Inter-house sports practice...
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Everything That Happens To Me When I Get To Yaba Bus Stop Everyday
Honestly though, I can tell you guys, the people here have become like family. Yes, that’s what I said. We are one big, we-see-once-a-day family. When I first started passing through Yaba, I was scared...
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15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You
1. “You look familiar.” The Nigerian pick-up line as old as our independence. 2. “I only want to get to know you.” He actually means “know” in the biblical sense. 3. “I just want us to be friends.”...
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16 Pictures That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Hate Their Office
1. You, every day you have to go into work: Just leave me to die. 2. When you hear that NLC wants to go on strike. NLC, carry on. 3. When you get to work late and your oga starts disturbing you. Can I...
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13 Childhood Songs People Who Grew Up Ajebutter Will Never Get
1. Singing the last line as “sandalili sandalili” Sandalili was sweeter to sing, abeg. 2. Your face, when you learnt “Jangilova epo motor” was actually “Jingle over like a motor”. It’s still Jangilova...
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13 Images That Perfectly Describe Living In Ibadan
1. How people act shocked when you tell them there’s an airport in Ibadan. Close your mouth! 2. When you get to the airport and realise it looks like a bungalow. What’s this nonsense? 3. You, trying...
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11 Things Nigerian Men And Women NEED To Stop Arguing About
1. Who belongs in the kitchen? A woman belongs in the kitchen. A man belongs in the kitchen. Everybody belongs in the kitchen. It’s where the food is. If you’re hungry, go and get it! 2. Who should...
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14 Faces You’ll Recognize If You Ever Had A Class Captain In Secondary School
1. When you enter a new class and the teacher is looking for someone to choose as captain. I’m not here for all that responsibility, abeg. 2. When that annoying classmate that was campaigning hard...
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13 Struggles Every Nigerian Who Only Has A Green Passport Will Get
1. You, the night before you go to apply for a visa. Baba God, do it for your child. 2. You and Visa forms. The stress. 3. When you get rejected by some countries and you’re just there thinking about...
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13 Pictures Of Food That Will Upset The Hell Out Of Every Nigerian
1. This glorious owambe rice all over the floor. The pain. 2. This beautiful plate of jollof rice with just too little rice and dodo. via @dooneyskitchen 4 pieces of dodo, though? REALLY? 3. This...
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13 Stages Of Salary Acceptance Every Nigerian Youth Goes Through
1. When you are still in Uni and you’re shouting “200k starting salary or nothing.” No time. 2. Your face, when you first get that N19,800 NYSC allowance. What is this nonsense? 3. When NYSC is about...
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How Nigerian Couples Fight
When you’re complaining to your girl that you and Femi haven’t fought in a month. So you send him the “we need to talk” message. How you act when he comes and tries to hug you. “LOL, ok what did I do...
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18 Images Everyone Obsessed With Super Story Growing Up Will Get
This was arguably the best drama series on television back in the days. Nobody missed it. If you were one of the die hard fans you will understand these. 1. When it is closing time on Thursday All...
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16 Things You’ll Understand If You Were Ever Bullied In School
1. When you get to a new school And you can’t wait to meet and make new friends. 2. Two weeks into resumption and you don’t have a school father yet After all the letters and provisions I gave these...
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19 Pictures That Accurately Describe Living In Ijebu Ode
1. How people act when you tell them you live in Ijebu Ode. Ah pele oh! You thought Lagos was the only place in the world? 2. When you hear that there’s finally a cinema in Ijebu Ode. Ah finally! I...
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14 Pictures Every Nigerian Will Remember About Following Their Parents To...
1. When they tell you to dress up and you say you don’t want to go. Better go and wear cloth. 2. You, waiting for you parents to now get ready: Hian! On top party I don’t even want to attend. 3. When...
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15 Things Only People Who Attended Obafemi Awolowo University Will Understand
1. When your realized “Tan Gboro Tan” was actually “Town Igboro Town”. Is there hot yam in their mouth? 2. You, begging for a bailer of water from your floormates. Abeg!!! 3. How Hezekiah Oluwasanmi...
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13 Pictures That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Were Obsessed with WHOT
1. When the person shuffling the cards thinks they are in a casino in Vegas. Baba hurry up, abeg. 2. The joy of picking up your cards and seeing: YES LORD! 3. How you feel when you give everybody...
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