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14 Pictures Only Nigerians Who Have Travelled By Road Will Get
1. When agberos start touching you the moment you enter the park. Can you not? 2. When they make you fill a manifest with your next of kin’s number and address. Are you planning on having accident,...
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13 Things You’ll Remember About Having Your Birthday In Primary School
1. How you feel when your birthday doesn’t fall on a school day: The pain. 2. You, turning up to school in your mufty like: SLAY! 3. The official birthday hairstyle: Christmas was the only other time...
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13 Sentences You’ll Hear If You Compliment A Nigerian Girl
1. “WASH!” Everything is wash! 2. “How many girls have you told this one?” Did you give me girls? 3. “Na so.” Bye! 4. “Stop whining me.” Oh God! 5. “I’m learning from you.” Be going. 6. “I wish.” Ugh!...
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Nigerians, Can You Make It Through This Post Without Becoming Ridiculously...
1. You can’t have this for breakfast and have a bad day. via @9jafoodie So beautiful. 2. These perfectly stuffed meatpies. via @thelmzkitchen We are in love. 3. Everyone knows you can’t ever go wrong...
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22 Things You’ll Understand If Mathematics Was Your Worst Subject
1. When it’s time for Maths and you’re just there trying not to cry. Again today… 2. When your Maths teacher enters the class and suddenly says “tear a sheet of paper”. I don’t unsten. 3. When the...
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14 Pictures You’ll Relate To If You’ve Ever Gone To A Nigerian Eatery
1. Your face, when the security guy makes you open the door yourself. Why are you now here, biko? 2. You, straining your neck to read their menu. Na wa. 3. The attendants and “we don’t have.” Why is...
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13 Fashion Brands That Basically Made Up Every Nigerian’s Childhood
1. Bata Responsible for our back to school swag. 2. FUBU Paired with those extremely baggy jeans. 3. Aerosoft Kito’s only competition. 4. Phat Farm They had the best baggy jeans. 5. Baby Phat Phat...
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Nigerians, This Post Will Give You Serious Hair Envy
This is singer and artist, Benny Harlem and his daughter, Jaxyn. And because anybody with this kind of beautiful hair already has the license to break the internet, the whole world fell in love when...
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14 Signs Your Nigerian Boyfriend DEFINITELY Has A Side Chick
Huge thanks to @TygressAndy for the inspiration behind this post. 1. When you go through his phone and his social media and find nothing. Your man is James Bond. He’s cheating. 2. When you’re out on a...
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13 Pictures That Describe Your Love-Hate Relationship With Your Bank Account
1. You, looking at your phone waiting for that credit alert to come through. See my life. 2. When you finally get an alert and it’s that nonsense N12 POS incentive. Are we playing here? 3. Your face,...
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13 Comments That Prove Nigerians Have Absolutely No Home Training
Kai! We know we don’t have home training at Zikoko, but some of you really need to kneel down and raise up your hand. 1. This commenter that accurately described Meek Mill. 2. This Linda Ikeji...
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The Different Kinds of Nigerian Boyfriends That Exist
1. The Joker Boyfriend Never takes you or anything serious Is always joking Asks you “where did you put it?” when you say “I didn’t see my period”. 2. The Community Boyfriend Always boasts of his...
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14 Pictures That Describe The Daily Struggles of People With Faulty Cars
1. When you wake up and remember you have to drive to work Stress! 2. Starting your car and you see four new indicator lights on Na wa oh! 3. So you have to pray for the car with everything you have...
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17 Pictures That Describe Your Love-Hate Relationship With Your Phone Battery
1. How you feel when your phone finally reaches 100%. We did it! 2. When your battery is at 1% when the gist is getting sweet. Hurry!!!! 3. When someone tries to educate you about not using your phone...
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19 Pictures That Perfectly Sum Up Your Ramadan (Number 7 Is the Most Hilarious)
1. You’ve been counting down to Ramadan all year and you can finally smell it in the air. Time to turn a new leaf. 2. So you go on serious binge eating of all your cravings. That shawarma and White...
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16 Things Any Nigerian Who Was An Efiko In School Will Relate To
1. When the teacher asks if everyone understands and the class says “NO!”, but you understand perfectly. How is that not clear? 2. When they give an assignment and everyone in the class is waiting for...
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17 Things Only Twins Who Grew Up In Nigeria Will Relate To
1. When people don’t believe you’re actually twins because you’re not identical. Hian! Identical twins are not the only kind. 2. When people constantly refer to you as “the twins”. We have names sha....
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13 Pictures Any Nigerian Who Ever Did A Group Project In University Will Get
1. You, running to your squad when the lecturer lets you pick your group. Can’t carry last. 2. How you feel when the lecturer picks the groups themselves: NOOOOO!!! 3. When you get grouped with the...
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How Nigerian Babes Friend Zone You
1. When you see a fine babe and you hit her with your signature “you look familiar” line: Do better. 2. When she gives you her number just so you can let her be. “Free me, abeg” 3. How she replies...
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15 Things Every Nigerian Will Remember About Reproduction Class In Secondary...
1. When you finally see “Reproduction” in the syllabus. YES!!! 2. When your Biology teacher enters the class and writes the topic on the board. FINALLY! 3. When people that have never attended Biology...
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