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11 Facts You Haven’t Heard About The Dearly Departed Stephen Keshi

The football world was thrown into mourning on June 8 when Stephen Keshi, who only lost his wife last December, died from a sudden cardiac arrest.  In memory of this legendary Nigerian footballer and...

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13 Images That Will Literally Only Make Sense To Nigerians

1. This perfectly accurate jab at our politicians. via @Teachy 2. The finishing move in every cultural dance: via @Daevees_ 3. The only person permitted to pass you in class: via @KaiserVirtuoso 4....

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15 Things You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Used A Network Provider In Nigeria

1. When you buy a new sim and you have to go and register it. STRESS! 2. When you get a text thinking someone cares about you but it’s just your network provider. See my life. 3. You, looking for...

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13 Words Nigerian Journalists Really Need To Stop Using

1. Para-venture via Business Day The sentence doesn’t even make sense. 2. Revert Back via The Sun Almost as irritating as ‘reverse back’. 3. Fingers via Vanguard And in case you didn’t realise,...

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13 Pictures Nigerians Who Grew Up Playing Ludo Will Remember

1. When someone wants to play ludo with just one die. Are we joking here? 2. When there are only 2 players so each of you has to handle 2 homes. STRESS! 3. Your face, when they try to make you play...

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13 Struggles Of Travelling Anywhere With Your Nigerian Parents

1. You will not be told you’re travelling until the last minute. I can’t have plans, abi? 2. They will wait till the tickets are at their most expensive before booking. Then spend forever complaining....

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14 “Dear Oloni” Tweets That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Dami Olonisakin (aka Oloni) is an award-winning sex and relationship blogger. The ‘Ask Oloni‘ segment on her blog is especially awesome, but some questions that get sent in are pretty ridiculous. So,...

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19 Things Nollywood Still Owes Us An Explanation For

1. This Jim Iyke flashback: I can’t even hate. 2. This insane movie title: The answer: Rihanna *looks away*. 3. This doctor casually using cooking gas as oxygen: Well, she is certainly dead. 4. This...

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How To Be The ‘Perfect’ Nigerian Wife

SATIRE! SATIRE!! SATIRE!!! Please and thank you. 1. Thank him everyday for ‘saving’ you from the clutches of spinsterhood. You know marriage is EVERY woman’s goal. 2. Marry as a virgin, but be a freak...

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19 Problems Nigerians Who Struggled With English In School Will Immediately...

1. When you thought English was going to be your best subject. Something you’ve been speaking since you were a kid. Should be easy! 2. When your teacher asks you to write an essay on how you spent...

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The Different Kinds of Nigerian Girlfriends That Exist

1. The Razz Girlfriend Will embarass you in public You can’t take her out Her boyfriend is probably named Sege 2. The Lowkey Most Wanted Girlfriend Nobody knows who she is dating But everybody still...

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16 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Use Android Devices

1. When the inside of your phone that costs N120,000 is the same as the inside of another N10,000 Android device. Oh joy! 2. When your charger spoils… What the…! 3. …But pretty much any wire can...

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16 Things You’ll Recognize If You’re Currently Dating A Nigerian Man

1. Him, if you try to make the first move: via @Jollz BYE! 2. What he actually means when he finally asks you out. Get ready. 3. Essential reading when the relationship starts: Have to be prepared. 4....

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14 Things Every Nigerian With A Photographer Friend Will Relate To

1. When that camera around their neck is all they need to steal all the attention from you. It can pain. 2. Your face, when you find out they just took an off-guard picture of you. Please respect...

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All The Times Matilda’s Parents Were Basically Nigerian Parents

1. When they turned her into their house help as soon as she could walk. The unofficial reason Nigerian parents have children is just to have someone to thaw the soup and pass the remote. 2. When...

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13 Ramadan Hacks You Should Totally Try Out

PS: These hacks will not prevent you from getting hungry! Oya let’s begin. 1. Do NOT miss Sahur. Because if you do, you’re playing yourself and punishing your body. 2. Prepare your Sahur the night...

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12 Things That Happen When PHCN Takes The Light Just As You’re About To Sleep

1. When there’s light and you’re under your duvet getting ready to sleep. Sleep finna be lit! 2. And your room feels chill because your fan and AC are on at the same time. As per Captain cold. 3. But...

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17 Pictures That’ll Make Sense If You Attended University Of Nigeria, Nsukka

1. How you felt when you first heard “GREAT LIONS AND LIONESSES!”: “ROAR!” 2. When you were still eating at Chitis in 100L and your wallet was just looking at you like: You will soon find your level....

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10 Reasons Ooni Of Ife Is The King Of Baby Boys

PS: Baby boy here means he’s winning at life a.k.a ‘chopping life’. Ooni of Ife, Oba  Adeyeye Ogunwusi, who is on a visit to the U.S, will be hosting the Odunde festival which celebrates the Yoruba...

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6 Classic Songs By Late OJB Jezreel That Will Make You Miss Him Even More

Two years after going through a kidney transplant, Nigerian producer and singer, OJB Jezreel, has died at 49. Babatunde J. Okungbowa who was popular for producing Tuface Idibia’s African Queen died...

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