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15 “Fashion Staples” In Every Nigerian Adult’s Wardrobe
1. Really, what else were you expecting to be number 1? Geles for the win. 2. Your mother’s “I’m here for my breakthrough” Sunday hat: You already know she is not there to play. 3. The “I’m going to...
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14 Things That Happen When You Get Stranded On Third Mainland Bridge
1. Your face, that moment your car or bus breaks down in the middle of the bridge. I’m dead. 2. When it’s a bus so you know at least you’re not going to die alone. We are all in this together. 3. How...
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13 Pictures That Every Self-Employed Nigerian Will Relate To
1. How people see you when you tell them you’re self employed. Ah my oga! 2. When you tell your parents you’re not looking for a job and you want to work for yourself. See your life! 3. When you hear...
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18 Things Every Nigerian With Stressful Colleagues Will Immediately Get
1. When you enter the office and see that overeager colleague approaching you. Just don’t abeg. 2. When that colleague that lives around your side always gets to work before you. Oshey, employee of...
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13 Images That Perfectly Describe Nigerian Caterers At Owambes
1. When they change their menu for their fancy client. This one pass your power. 2. When they tell you they don’t do small chops. 3. How they listen to you tell them to come early when they know they...
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14 Pictures You’ll Recognize If You’re In A Whatsapp Group With Nigerians
1. When you get added to a group chat without warning. What the hell? 2. When you try to leave a whatsapp group and they add you back like: Is it by force? 3. You, in your family whatsapp group like:...
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18 Struggles You’ll Understand If Biology Was Your Worst Subject
1. When you entered SS1 and you thought the entire subject was about reproduction. FINALLY! 2. But then you realized that Biology had more notes than all your other subjects combined. Unfair. 3. When...
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17 Facts About Nigerian Security Guards That Are Just Too Real
1. The official starter pack: Nigerian Security guard Starter Pack pic.twitter.com/r8t6Ot5oU0— Rubicon Mango (@bobodinho) November 17, 2014 2. Nigerian security guards and asking “who goes there?” See...
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15 Nigerian Fashion Trends We’re Just Glad Are Dead And Gone
1. Those infamous spinning dollar belt buckles: You had to spin it before entering into a room. 2. The painfully tacky LED belts: It was the ultimate swag that time sha. 3. Studded belts that are...
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15 Things Nigerian Muslims Are Definitely Tired Of Hearing
1. “You don’t look like a Muslim” Oshay spotter of genuine Muslims. 2. “You’re not like those Muslims, you’re different?” Let’s have some sense please. 3. “Why haven’t you people tried to stop Boko...
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17 Phrases That Will Confuse You If You’re Not Nigerian
The unintentional sequel to ‘A List of Some of Our Favorite Nigerianisms‘. 1. “Show you pepper.” A Nigerianism for hot revenge, basically. 2. “Dress for me.” A Nigerianism that really just means ‘move...
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14 Of The Most Amazing Nigerian Food Transformations
1. When your meat pie visits the best MUA in the whole state @thelmzkitchen + Follow 166 See that highlight! 2. Bread and Akara that has done plastic surgery and is now Kim Kardashian...
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15 Things Anyone Who Hated Being A Science Student Will Totally Understand
1. Every time somebody asked you what you wanted to be in life Because everybody must be a doctor or engineer. 2. When you got to JSS 3 and your parents were now interested in your education See these...
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17 Things You’ll Understand If You Ever Had Nigerians On Your Flight
1. When the flight is full and you all start fighting to get on the plane first. I must enter please. 2. When you enter the plane and the smell of fish hits you. Don’t they sell fish where you people...
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13 Things About Nigerian Fuel Attendants That Are Just Too Real
1. How the attendant that called you first looks at you when you go to someone else: Uncle, no vex. 2. When fuel is now N145/L and the attendant asks “fill up?” Respect yourself, biko. 3. Your face,...
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13 Pictures You’ll Get If You Were Neither An Efiko Nor An Olodo In School
1. When you read with all your power and still get a B minus. The struggle. 2. Your answer, whenever someone asks you “how was your paper?” Can’t say more than that abeg. 3. When you hear the class...
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10 Times Duro Arts Trolled Everybody With His Bun And Belly Collection
Durotimi Bolaji-Idowu who works under the name, Duro Arts, is known for his caricature-style designs. He has even worked for artistes like Snoop Dogg, Davido and brands like MTVbaseAfrica. Here are...
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All The Times Miss Trunchbull In ‘Matilda’ Was Pretty Much A Nigerian Principal
1. When she said her motto was: Nigerian principals were basically obsessed with flogging us. 2. When she appeared and all the students immediately dispersed. Nothing makes a Nigerian student run...
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16 Struggles You’ll Relate To If Your Relationship Is On Social Media
1. When you slide into the DMs of a girl you really like. Hellurrrr! 2. When someone starts using not-so-coded tweets to say they like you… but you’ve only been on one date. I’m sorry I don’t know how...
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The Nigerian Parent’s Guide To ‘Sex Education’
1. Remember that you’re the ONLY source of information your children have. So just never talk about sex with them. If they’ve never heard about sex, it’s only logical that they will never have it?...
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