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All The Times Miss Trunchbull In ‘Matilda’ Was Pretty Much A Nigerian Principal

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1. When she said her motto was:

use rod beat child

Nigerian principals were basically obsessed with flogging us.

2. When she appeared and all the students immediately dispersed.

dispersed

Nothing makes a Nigerian student run faster than the sight of their principal.

3. When she always walked around with a ‘weapon’ for flogging.

cane

They are always ready to flog someone.

4. When she asked Amanda the meanest rhetorical question.

are you a pig

Nigerian principals and rhetorical questions are like one and two.

5. When she called a whole assembly just to punish one student.

assembly

Nigerian principals absolutely love publicly shaming their students.

6. When she used the ultimate Nigerian adult logic:

right worng nothing

As far as they are older, they are automatically smarter.

7. When Matilda finally reported to her father.

lie ever

Your parents will never ever believe you over them.

8. When she very clearly hated all her students.

Capture

You see a Nigerian principal and wonder why they chose that line of work when they obviously hate children.

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