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Dear Nigerian Nurses, Your Patients Have Something To Say To You

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1. Talking to us through the pain is the right move.

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Do this.

2. When you want to give us injections, one place is enough.

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The body is not a pin cushion.

3. When you exhaust all the spaces on our butts, please don’t start with our thighs.

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It’s painful!

4. When you’re giving us injections, don’t ask why we’re crying. We are in pain!

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You would cry too, if someone was sticking needles into you.

5. And no, don’t compare us to a child (or an adult) who isn’t crying.

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Not our faults their bodies are made of steel.

6. When we are sick and not eating, shouting at us doesn’t help our apetite.

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We will still not eat.

7. No, do not diagnose us before the doctors have a chance to.

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Thank you.

8. When you’re rushing to close your shift, an overdose on drugs or injection is not the right way.

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Please we are begging.

9. Hungry means now, not after your favorite Telemundo episode.

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We are humans too!

10. When we come to get birth control, it doesn’t mean we want to sell our bodies.

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Props for being responsible?

11. When we say it’s an emergency, we are not trying to play with your time.

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Is it till someone dies?

12. When you put us on a weight scale, no need to comment on the weight.

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Yes we are aware that “we have added oh”.

13. Don’t leave us sitting at the reception forever. We are people too.

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And that malaria won’t cure itself.

14. A little smile goes a long way. Please smile.

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We just want you to nurture.

15. We know you gossip about everybody at the hospital – including us.

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I can hear you!

16. We paid for this bed and for treatment, so stop expecting us to pack and go before we are fully well.

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So sorry for the stress.

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