1. This glorious owambe rice all over the floor.
The pain.
2. This beautiful plate of jollof rice with just too little rice and dodo.
via @dooneyskitchen
4 pieces of dodo, though? REALLY?
3. This other plate that is not even fine but somehow has even less rice.
Struggling to find the point.
via 5. Jamie Oliver’s attempt at “jollof rice”
We are still upset to be honest.
6. Why is this rice smiling when there is no stew anywhere in sight?
We are not smiling with it.
7. This painful plate of burnt dodo.
Unforgivable.
8. This picture of what is meant to be pap and moin moin wearing an igbo cap.
Bye, biko.
9. There’s not enough time in the world for all the questions we have for this person.
TOO MANY QUESTIONS!
10. Eba shaped like meatpie. One question: WHY?
Has anything ever been more pointless?
11. This eba that is CLEARLY not enough to satisfy anyone.
Eba not Ice cream, abeg.
12. UGH! WE ALREADY SAID EBA NOT ICE CREAM.
At least it’s pretty sha.
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