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9 Struggles Every Nigerian Born On A Leap Year Will Understand

1. When you tell someone your birthday and they start laughing. So what is now funny? 2. When your friends are happy because they only give you gifts once in four years. You cheapskates! 3. When...

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18 Everyday Struggles For All Tall People

The taller you are, the more the struggles… 1. When someone sees you and goes “You’re so tall!” like you forgot or something. That’s not obvious at all. 2. Or they ask “are you a basketballer?” Yes,...

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15 Pictures Only Nigerians Who Dreaded Open Day Will Understand

The dreaded Open Day, when Nigerian parents come to check your school work to see if you’re wasting the money they spend on school fees or not. If you were never really a well behaved student, then you...

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15 Pictures That Are Too Real For Nigerians Who Visit Their Grandmother

1. When she complains that you’ve gotten too thin …but your clothes are telling a different story. 2. …and then proceeds to cook some native meal that looks weird, but tastes amazing. Please, teach me....

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13 Ridiculous Things That Cause Traffic In Nigeria

Have you ever been in traffic for more than four hours and spent the whole time wondering why, what, who, is causing the damn thing? Say no more we’ve got you. Disclaimer: You still can’t avoid it. 1....

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15 Pictures All Nigerians Who Use Public Transport Will Immediately Get

If you’ve never entered a bus in Nigeria, I kinda envy and pity you at the same time. It’s definitely an experience (not a particularly great one, but an experience nonetheless). Anyway, here are just...

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15 Pictures That Are Too Real For Anyone Who Has Ever Gone To A Nigerian Market

1. When you enter the market and people randomly start touching you Once you enter Lagos market pic.twitter.com/B7eUeQKrtq — Teslim (@AybeeOmari) February 5, 2015 Can you not?! 2. When someone calls...

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The Beginner’s Guide To Make Up By Lola OJ

If you’ve been searching for where to learn to do your makeup for free, then you’re most welcome. If you just want to brush up your skills, you’re still welcome. 1. Learn how to do the nude lips....

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16 Things That All Lazy People Will Completely Relate To

1. When you start making food, but the ‘making’ starts looking too stressful. Laziness is actually a strong mental problem. One minute you boil water to make Eba, next minute you are drinking tea.—...

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23 Old Nigerian Adverts That Will Take You Down Memory Lane!

These video will hit you right in the feels! Some will make you feel old, but all will make you feel nostalgic. Even if you’re too young to know most of these commercials, you will still feel the...

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20 Tweets Only People Who Grew Up with a Nigerian Mother Can Understand

The Nigerian mother is seriously one of a kind. Her amazing ability to go from whooping your ass with an eba stick to lovingly rubbing your head really needs to be studied. Although this may seem like...

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21 Crimes You Can Get Beaten For In A Nigerian Home

If you weren’t whipped with a cane (and eba stick) or gotten slapped unexpectedly, you probably didn’t grow up in a Nigerian home. Here are 21 things you could get beaten for as a child in a Nigerian...

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The 42 Rules of Engagement for Nigerian House Girls

Disclaimer: Although you might find a few references to the law, these rules are propositions from the desk of a concerned human rights lawyer who is tired of the reported abuses faced by houseboys and...

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16 Things That Are Real For People Who Go To Vigils With Their Parents

Attending church with your parents can give various reactions from being sad to happy to being overly frustrated sometimes. Growing up we all had that time when we had to go to vigils with our parents...

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Nigerians, Can You Make It Through This Post Without Feeling Old?

If any of these are still fresh in your mind, I hate to break it to you, but you’re old. 1. How do you feel knowing Gold Spot was discontinued 15 years ago? 2. Or that Agbani Darego was crowned Miss...

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15 Nigerians That Have Set Life Standards Really High

For every aspect of life, there are people who you could consider role models. We don’t have to go far away because we do have people that fit the bill in every aspect right here in Nigeria, in no...

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If People Treated All Victims Like They Did Rape Victims

We live in a society that not only blames victims of rape but also tells potential victims, that it is their duty to make sure they are not sexually assaulted. “What were you wearing?” “Did you lead...

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15 Pictures That Are Too Real For People Who Live On The Mainland and Work On...

If you live on the mainland and work on the island, you’ll understand the struggle of having to face the infamous third mainland bridge when there is traffic. And you know there is ALWAYS traffic....

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7 Reasons Why Victims of Rape Don’t Tell

Sex is a topic that even in this day and age isn’t so openly discussed in Nigeria; and rape even much less than that. In an article for Aljazeera, writer and broadcaster Wana Udobang talks about her...

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11 Videos That Prove Odunlade Is God’s Gift To Nollywood

Odunlade Adekola is one of the best actors Nollywood can boast of. And everyone loves him. Odunlade Adekola needs his Oscars please. E Jor!— E (@Abstractflaws) March 4, 2016 From making us shriek with...

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