1. When you enter the market and people randomly start touching you
Once you enter Lagos market pic.twitter.com/B7eUeQKrtq
— Teslim (@AybeeOmari) February 5, 2015
Can you not?!
2. When someone calls you beautiful
OMG! Thanks!
3. Then you don’t answer, so they call you ugly
*cries in low self esteem*
4. When someone tries to get you to buy curtains
Is it only curtains though?
5. When a total stranger calls you ‘my customer’
Are you confused?
6. And proceeds to call you by a name that’s not yours
Who is this one?
7. When they swear they have it but end up leaving to get it from another shop
Sigh…I could have just gone there.
8. When they call a price so ridiculous, you don’t know where to start bargaining from
This one does not know I’m a student sha
9. Then you ask them if they have the item in bluish magenta
Ehya…and that’s what I wanted oh *starts to walk away*
10. When the person swears it’s original, but you can already see the ‘Roy Bon’
Oh? Tell me more.
11. When you try to price like your mother but the seller gets angry
Oya, I’m sorry now…
12. When you leave a shop thinking you would find it cheaper somewhere else
You’re not the only seller, sir.
13. Then you have to come back with your shame
Please have mercy.
12. When you take a brief break from shopping to count your money
Back up, please!
15. When you see the replica of your designer outfit hanging outside a shop
Why did I buy the expensive one, oh god?!
Yaba, Balogun, Tejuosho, Alaba markets; They all behave the same! You know you can relate. *winks* Yes, I see you.
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