1. This one about management skills.

2. When the interviewer is being deep but you just want the job.

3. This savage response:

4. When the interviewer knows you by your Twitter handle.

5. When you have a job interview but they’re following you from the village.

6. Instead of them to just say there is no vacancy.

7. This tweet about why anybody ever wants a job.

8. When the interviewer asks for your weakness and you’re just a honest child of God.

9. Nigerian job interviews and stress.

10. When your village people want to scatter your interview but you’re ready for them:

This Twitter user asked a very important question

1. And the answers will make you say ‘same’

2. Office politics is the worst

3. Watching your weight is an adult problem

4. The problems are uncountable, really

5. Oh wow, certainly wish I could relate to this

6. Draining, but it pays the bills, right?

7. Big problem, especially when you have those heavy ones that well swell like garri inside water

8. Where to work? Who to marry?

9. Who else didn’t see this one coming?

10. *Deep sigh*

11. Feeling inadequate is a requirement for adulting

12. Relationships are like a 24-hour job

13. Saving money is good but it’s so hard!

14. So true!

15. Does anyone ever really grow up?

16. Adulting is just basically a scam

1. This one about buttocks

2. Why hasn’t this happened, really?

3. I have kuku said love is a scam

4. Why is there a fly on your scrotum in the first place?

5. The man with the fufu has everything already

6. My anger is very hot, let’s put this to a test

7. Why would anyone even do this?

8. Very useful for people who lack respect

9. I have done this, so….

10. Truly and honestly

11. This makes sense, literally

12. So the handsomeness of the male monkey must be imaginary too

13. Poor goat!

14. This is why aunties and uncles don’t mind their business!

On March 19, while most Nigerians were on the way back home from church driving back home church, Dr Orji- a Nigerian doctor on his way to Lagos Island- allegedly ordered his unsuspecting driver to park on the Third Mainland bridge, stepped out of his car and jumped into the lagoon, ending his own life.

This sad news, unfortunately not first of its kind, once again highlights the importance and also absence of adequate mental health awareness in Nigeria.

1. Being a vocal bunch, especially when it comes to social issues, Nigerians on Twitter chooked mouth in news a

2. This really helpful tweet.

3. Some have blamed Nigeria’s poor mental health awareness on religion.

4. How depression starts in some Nigerian homes.

5. Depression and sadness are not the same.

6. People volunteered to help.

7. But helping people with mental health challenges comes with a huge responsibility.

8. To the cyberbullies…

9. It’s important for people with mental health issues to seek professional help.

10. Mental health is real and cannot be wished/prayed away.

1. Who did this to Jollof rice?

2. WHY???

3. Where is the food please?

4. Who are the people behind this travesty?

5. Is this even real?

6. Is everything okay at home?

7. No!

8. Hell no!

9. Is this for a sacrifice or nah?

10. Where is the plantain?

1. So you made the mistake of selling something to your friend

The biggest mistake of your life o!

2. And now they think your money is no more your money

Why don’t you kuku kill me?

3. Every time you want to ask them for it, they’re like

4. Meanwhile, your own business is doing like this like that

5. But see how these smart business people deal with onigbeses

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1. When you’re putting on Khaki and everybody starts shouting “KOPA”.

2. One of the best things about NYSC.

3. When you meet someone that doesn’t understand your language.

4. Even Ryan Reynolds is tired of the khaki life.

5. When you hear about job recruitments in camp.

6. This one about the annoying CDS struggle.

7. When it’s the end of the month and allowee has not entered your bank account.

8. When your salary is 19k and you’re toasting people up and down.

1. This one about rich Nigerians.

2. How girls leave you in the club when they realise you’re an onigbese.

3. This struggle all food lovers can relate to.

4. Only 9ice fans will get this tweet.

5. This hilarious response.

6. This slippers is just like some relationships sha.

7. When your barber does rubbish on your head.

8. This Bisola’s hilarious skit.

9. This shade at Arsenal fans.

10. When you’re tired of being single and decide to marry yourself.

11. This tweet about those “weather for two” people.

12. And this one about The Fantastic Four.

1. When you sleep with rest of mind, knowing you support any team other than Arsenal

2. When your team goes from a two goal loss to win the aggregate game

3. When you ask your girl where she wants to eat, and she actually tells you where she wants to go

4. When you spend a lovely day with the love of your life and you come home to pepper soup prepared by your girlfriend

5. When you wear this complete outfit, complete with your UK masters degree, gold chain and Oud perfume and you know how many girls you’re going to confuse at the Owambe

6. When the person you captained on Fantasy Football scores two goals in one game

Guys definitely love these things!

1. What to say, when your girlfriend calls you ‘baby’.

2. When you tell her you love her everyday and now she thinks you’re in a relationship.

3. How your parents act petty after a small argument.

4. When your mother starts doing oversaw on top your own room.

5. You, at an owambe after eating three plates of Jollof.

6. Arsene Wenger to Arsenal fans, whenever they shout, “Wenger Out”.

7. When your ex says they’ll find someone better than you.

8. When she calls you her boyfriend after you’ve been talking for only 2 years.

9. When your name is Rich but you’re actually poor and broke.

10. You, when your name is on the noisemaker’s list.

South African artist and graphics designer, Tumi Sibambo, is making awesome pictures of people into drawings. Until the 31st of March, he’s making these kinds of portraits for his ‘Queen’s Crown’ collection for women. To have yours done from any part of Africa, just upload your photos on Facebook, Twitter or Instagram and tag #SibamboPortraitsQC

1. This one he did for Women’s Day

via Tumi Sibambo

2. This one celebrating the beauty of family

via Tumi Sibambo

3. This beautiful portrait of Mahlalia, a South African gospel singer

via Tumi Sibambo

4. A lovely portrait of Miriam Makeba

via Tumi Sibambo

5. Aww, such a lovely baby

via Tumi Sibambo

6. This one about the horrible, xenophobic killings in South Africa

via Tumi Sibambo

7. Don’t you just want to get married right now?

via Tumi Sibambo

8. Love, love, love this one!

9. Here’s how Tumi actually makes the portraits

10. And look! Someone from Nigeria is getting a portrait done

11. In a conversation with Z!koko, Tumi said he chooses to work with pens so he can challenge himself. Just look at Mark ‘Zookabug’ and his daughter

via Tumi Sibambo

12. He also told us he NEVER edits his work, even when he makes a mistake

Don’t forget to get in the competition and tag us if you win!!!

Every 22 March, the world celebrates World Water Day, but things are not as they seem

Right now, the United Nations says it’s facing the worst humanitarian crisis since it was created in 1945, and 4 major countries will be affected by drought, famine and ultimately starvation

1. Those countries include: Nigeria

via Guardian Nigeria

Northern Nigeria as well as the Lake Chad region is at serious risk. After suffering from terror attacks, extreme conditions may cause millions to die, including children. In some communities, all the toddlers have died, and adults are too weak to even walk.

2. Somalia

via Oxfam

Somalia has suffered from terror-related conflict just like Northern Nigeria and in 2011, it suffered severe famine. Now, more than one million children under the age of 5 may die due to malnutrition this year.

3. South Sudan

via LA Times

The World’s youngest country, South Sudan’s famine is described as ‘handmade’, because of the 3-year-long civil war the country is currently facing. 7.4 million people need aid and 270,000 children face imminent death if they don’t get assistance.

4. Yemen

via Al Jazeera

Yemen is the poorest Arab nation, but Saudi Arabia and Iraq are supporting two opposing factions that want to control the Yemeni government. The conflict has affected more than 12 million Yemenis who currently need both water and food.

Want to help?

UNHCR, Mercy Corps, Save The Children, UNICEF are some of the aid organisations helping to fight the crisis. Visit their websites for more information on how to donate.

1. So it’s another CDS day.

Sigh.

2. And that’s means only one thing, NO WORK!!!

YASSS!

3. But then you remember you have to attend CDS meeting by 8am.

Why??

4. And it also means you have to put on that wretched khaki and white tennis shoes.

Wahala.

5. How people shout ‘KOPA WEE’, when they see you on the way to CDS.

“AJUWAYA”

6. You, when they expect you to shout “WAA” back.

Who is this one?

7. How everyone looks at you when you get to the meeting late:

SMH!

8. You, when trying not to chop mouth when everyone else is reciting the NYSC anthem!

Nobody gat time for that.

9. When you have to recite the CDS anthem after the NYSC anthem.

Stress.

10. You, when they start asking for CDS dues.

Bye!

11. You, when the meeting commences and they start yarning opata.

I’m sleep.

12. You, when you hear, “Motion to adjourn the meeting”.

Who wants to sleep here?

13. When CDS closes early and you have the whole day to yourself.

Lit!

1. How to steal meat from the pot without making noise with the lid

2. How to get Lagos babes without spending all the money in your account!

3. All the scopes you can use to avoid policemen when they start asking for something for the weekend

4. Funny how they didn’t actually teach us how to calculate our taxes in school, I mean?

5. The best ways to spot the difference between a Yoruba demon and a little monster

6. The perfect ways to catch the server’s eyes when they’re sharing small chops at weddings

7. The best way to detect who actually farted in class

1. When they start talking about code and APIs

Are we still speaking English here?

2. When they hear one important person is coming to Nigeria, they’re like

“Mark Zuckerberg is here!!!”

3. How they form gang and leave out all the olodo non-tech people

Is it like that?

4. When they want to do something on your HP laptop, they’re like:

Because they’re using Mac now, nobody will hear word!

5. When they now start saying you should learn how to code, you’re like:

I’m not on seat!

6. You, when they try to explain the meaning of API

I’m just not understanding!

7. When your computer is not having sense and they fix it with one tap

You people are useful like this?

8. When they now show you all the things you can do with technology

I don’t believe it!

9. Every techie you know and their Mac book:

They can slap you if you touch it sef!

1. How often do you tell your mom you love her?

Not often. Stop lying. Here’s the thing though; you probably should do so often. Scratch that, you DEFINITELY should — every day. Here are few reasons why:

2. You would not be here without her

3. She prays for you, even when you don’t remember her for days.

4. Because she always knows how to cheer you up.

5. She would do anything for you.

6. Remember when you broke your ankle (or was it your knee, your wrist or your skull – it’s got to be one of those) and she simply took care of you instead of getting mad? Big reason.

7. She helped you make sense of this menstrual pain business.

So … You should totes show her you love and appreciate her this mother’s day. Start by telling her you love her. Use the free Knorr #MessageToMom webapp to send a message to mom this mother’s day. It will send a text to your mom and create a video of you and your mom that you can share on Facebook and Twitter too.

8. Send a #MessageToMom Now!

So go on, send a message. Send that message, person reading these words on their phone (or is it your computer?) It’s the least you can do for a mom that has given up so much for you. Do it.

1. The delicious Ofe Onugbu

via Nigerian Lazy Chef

As with any southern soup, Ofe Onugbu(Bitter leaf soup) is basically heaven sent. You can have it with any swallow but I recommend pounded yam!

2. Ofe Akwu

via Nigerian Food TV

If you love Banga soup, you’ll love Ofe Akwu even more. Igbos typically serve it with yam or boiled plantain.

3. The all-mighty Nkwobi

via Maggi Star

If you don’t try this tastefully prepared cow-leg and sauce combo in Anambra, what are you really doing there?

4. Let’s not forget the crispy and delicious Abacha

The first time I tried this, my taste buds literally exploded with delight. Plus it’s so light-as in, African Salad- that you can eat as much as you want.

5. We can never leave out Ukwa

via Maggi Star

Made with African Breadfruit, this meal is rich in protein and can be prepared in a plain way or in a jollof way.

If you love Ukwa, you’ll love Maggi’s #DeliciousNaija Onitsha episode

Make sure to look out for the ‘Delicious Naija’ show at these times on your TV: 7:30 pm, Friday on Arewa24, 7:30 pm, Saturday on Africa Magic (Family), 5 pm, Sunday on NTA, OR just watch it online right now!

1. Hmm, we don’t know what always motivated these people oh, but they just used to drop gist nobody asked for

2. That’s when you’ll start hearing how thier daddy was so angry that they took light in their house in VI, he had to run to thier house in Banana Island to get AC

3. Before you know it, you’ll start adding weight from all the lies they’ve been feeding you

4. Once they open their mouths to say anything like this, everybody’s face just turns like this:

5. The worst part is when people start using their names when they want to say someone is lying, like: ‘ahan, why are you Deji-ing like this?’

Someone asked a seemingly simple question on Twitter

A question everyone really needs to ponder

1. And the replies were as hilarious as they were true. Time zone differences for one

2. And one has visa

3. Also, major school difference

4. Sango is just here for sacrifices

5. Wait, Sango breathes fire? Cool!

6. But all na packaging sha

7. But to be honest, Sango gets an A for his fire-breathing skills

1. Yes, I slept with your friend. But now you know she can’t be trusted.

You’re welcome o.

2. Okay, so I ate another womans food. At least now I appreciate yours more

Nawa o, I was only trying to help.

3. Wow, you didn’t know that when I was calling another woman baby, I was only trying to teach you to share

You can’t even share. So selfish

4. So I didn’t pick up your calls. Don’t you know absence makes the heart grow fonder

Duh, I’m doing this for us.

5. Maybe I said football is more important than you. But only because I’m trying to teach you not to trust anyone

Obviously na, it’s common sense na.

6. Yes o, if you cheat, i’ll leave you. Because cheating is wrong

Because cheating is wrong.

7. If I break up with you, i’m only teaching you to have strength

That’s the whole point. Now you’re a stronger person.