1. This one about nicknames.

2. This one about the new price of Coca-cola.

3. This happy birthday tweet.

4. This epic clapback at tribalism.

5. When someone starts bashing Big Brother Naija.

6. Dogs are the worst abeg.

7. Because beans and dodo make the world go round.

8. This epic response to a ridiculous tweet.

9. This savage response to the oversabi that wants to teach all of us English.

10. People are rude sha!

11. This tweet about twin names.

12. … And this one about Igbo men and their gold shirts.

13. This wild tweet about cheating.

14. And this lit remix to ‘Bad and Boujee’

On March 5, 2017,  Kermit Kemen, a contestant of the on-going Big Brother Naija, was rightfully disgraced and kicked out of the show, for sexually assaulting Tboss, another contestant, while she was asleep, and probably passed out after having a few drinks.

Thanks to social media, the video clip of him assaulting Boss quickly spread and he was immediately given the boot, to obviously pass the message across that sexual assault is unacceptable on the show.

As expected, Kemen’s evictions sparked an important conversation and because many Nigerians are unfortunately, yet to understand how concept really works, people on Twitter took it upon themselves to share a few tips:

1. For the people that don’t understand ‘No means No’.

2. Silence is not consent!

3. A woman’s body is not an open invitation for sex.

4. Religious leaders and organisations ought to teach their congregation the concept of consent.

5. Bellanaija’s take on the gist

6. Omojuwa choked his mouth in the matter too.

7. Can we all just be like this young boy?

8. This hilarious but apt explanation of consent.

9. Consent also applies to sex workers.

1. When they gave us cuteness overload

2. That time young Asahd became a music producer

3. Baby Asahd has his own VERIFIED Instagram!

4. Chilling like it’s nothing

5. When you’re a baby but you have to show your talent

6. Future DJ Khaled

7. Like father like son

8. Face time

9. Even in the bathroom

10. KING!

11. Dad love is true love

1. Today is International Women’s Day, and we are very excited!

2. We know many people are going to celebrate important female figures from past and current history and we love that!

3. But today we want to let all the regular ladies know that they deserve celebration too!

4. First of all, we slay hard at school, getting that education and conquering all those textbooks.

5. And we slay hard at work, breaking stereotypes and doing our part (and more) for the growing global economy.

6. Did we mention the millions of women that push out babies every day like it’s nothing.

7. Then go on to be primary caregivers, nurturing young minds and bodies to do and be better than them.

8. There’s also our amazing homemakers, who provide trillions of dollars worth of services for free! Often ignored and derided in society.

9. Not to talk of the women out there combining work, school and motherhood!

10. There are women breaking cultural moulds and doing it quietly, today is for you!

11. Choosing to be more than just an appendage to a man, forging their own path even when nobody approves.

12. And to the women out there that feel under appreciated, worn out, tired and defeated on many days, today is for you!

13. Happy International Women’s Day

1. All the fine shoes are always size 36

So the rest of us should not wear shoe?

2. When your boyfriend asks for your size and you have have to open your mouth to tell him ‘Size 46’

The shame.

3. His face, when you reveal the big secret

“Babe, your feet are bigger than mine?”

4. You, when you order shoes online and they’re too tight

And they say they have ‘no return’ policy.

5. When someone dashes you nice shoes and they don’t want to fit

What a betray!

6. When you have to get a shoe that’s your size as opposed to getting one that you actually like

Is this how life is?

7. You, when your old shoes are getting tight but you don’t want to let go

By force by fire.

8. When you finally find lovely shoes that fit, you’re like

AT LAST!

9. And so you have to wear them every day

Before nko?

10. You, when someone tries to do gbeborun about your ‘one shoe’,

Wee you keep kwayet?

11. When you’re shopping and you see that larger sizes are even more expensive

Did I choose to have donkey feet?

12. When you want to try your friends shoes and they say ‘don’t expand it for me’

Nawa o!

1. To all hardworking Nigerian women killing it at their places of work.

2. To the talented female writers blessing us with their unforgettable books.

3. This amazing artwork.

4. This iconic symbol of female empowerment.

5. To all the working mothers out there.

6. MCM doesn’t buy Women’s Day present, is that one MCM?

7. God created women to make the world a better place.

8. To all the amazing mothers, daughters and friends.

9. For the dearly departed Dr Adadevoh.

10. Women should be respected as human beings first!

11. For all the women who are still growing and learning.

12. The fight for equality continues.

13. The homemakers should be celebrated too, it’s not beans at all.

14. Women should be loved, respected and treated as human beings in all aspects of life.

1. So you can sit down and watch 20 guys run around and kick a ball for one hour, but watching Jenifa’s Diary with us is too much work?

2. So is this fantasy football thing like Predict and Win Money? because we are not understanding again oh

3. At least that one is better than that Football Manager game with those dots, who else almost booked deliverance from this game for their baes?

4. What even is an offside?

5. Is it not to just kick ball and go? Which one is aggregate score again? When it’s not further maths

6. Please oh, we are not the ones that said your team should allow flogging of 5-1, don’t take your anger out on us, please please

7. Lowkey, the only time we actually care about your team is when we steal your jerseys to flex with

1. You, when you see a mirror

Is this how fine I am?

2. Or anything that shows your reflection

I look sweet today every day.

3. How you go through your own tweets and facebook updates

Wow, I’m actually really smart.

4. When you realize how funny you actually are

I am sooooooo hilarious!

5. When people say they have role models, you’re like

I’m my own role model.

6. Every time people say you should hang out with them

I’d rather be with myself abeg!

7. When someone says they don’t like you, you’re like

But why? I’m awesome.

8. But you know it’s their problem, not yours

Okay it’s not a competition, but before we begin, keep in mind what actual beard gang looks like

Or at the very least, this

1. But someone made a thread of the best bearded faces in Kenya

2. You might see the beard if you use your inner eye

3. Do you see a beard here?

4. Okay, 5/10

5. This beard is thirsty for shea butter

6. This beard is more like a shadow

7. Another 5/10 here

8. We need microscope to see the beauty

9. Okay, this is a nice one

10. Where did they put this one before now?

11. This is what we’re talking about

12. Errrrrmmmm, NEXT PLEASE!

13. I want his number

After a long bout of silence following her accusations against her husband for giving her STDs, Tonto is telling us the full story in this heartbreaking video

The full video shows Tonto talking about the domestic and emotional abuse she suffered from her ex-husband, Churchhill, and how she’s had to make numerous sacrifices for her son.

1. We’ve learned a few things: Men are scum

But then, we already knew that one before.

2. Do not stay in an abusive relationship

This applies to both genders. Know the signs of an abusive person(emotional and physical) and EXIT the relationship for your own peace of mind.

3. If someone loves you, they most likely won’t hit you

This one is self-explanatory. Shine your eyes.

4. Don’t stay in a bad marriage because ‘I’m thinking about my children’

Trust me, I know the troubles of a woman who’s not ‘in her husband’s house’. But it’s BS, and your children will blame you for not being strong enough to leave.

5. Understand that giving up on your marriage is much better than getting killed in your marriage

The slap that turned to blow will soon develop into cutlass -Pete Edochie. (Just kidding, but you get the drift).

6. Try counselling with your spouse

But if you don’t notice a change, forget it!

7. We’ve realized the worst thing about assholes is they are unaware of their assholish behaviour

Hence their continued assholery. There’s no reasoning with them!

8. Seek help!

Don’t suffer silently. Reach out to people who can help you.

1. Bon and Pon, aged 60 and 61, have been married for 37 years.

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2. And they take these really cute pictures together.

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3. Not just because elderly couples are the ultimate couple goals.

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4. But because they also co-ordinate their outfits in a very stylish manner.

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5. Their ‘and-co’ game is tight AF!

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6. Can your fave couple ever?

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7. They’ve become an online sensation after only being on Instagram for 3 months.

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8. Their page ‘Bonpon511’ is simply a combination of their names and wedding date.

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Awwww! Bon and Pon are proof that old love is the best love.

Hope some of you are already taking fashion notes from them sha.

1. Our very own spaghetti and stew.

via Dobby’s SIgnature

2. Spaghetti and meatballs for the ajebutter people.

via Knorr Nigeria

3. This pasta is too small sha.

via Afrolems

4. Just look at this work of art.

via Dobby’s Signatures

5. Valentine’s Day lunch, anyone?

via My Active Kitchen

6. Anybody that can cook this should come and take all our money.

via Pulse

7. This spaghetti went platinum without any features.

1. In the slums of Kenya, young girls are learning how to defend themselves

via Al Jazeera

2. ‘Box Girls’ was founded in 2008 by Alfred Analo, fondly known as ‘Priest’

via Al Jazeera

3. His aim is to teach women and girls to be self sufficient and resilient through boxing

via Al Jazeera

4. If I were a troublemaker, I’d be scared of these girls!

via Al Jazeera

5. Their trainers are women too

via Al Jazeera

6. Girls from an orphan center doing some warm-up exercises

via Al Jazeera

7. And young boys are also welcome to join the program

via Al Jazeera

8. These girls make me feel like I wasted my childhood

via Al Jazeera

One of the best and worst parts of social media is how it has changed relationships!

One moment you’re laughing at a similar joke, the next thing dm, the next thing love is in the air!

But because human beings are professionals at behaving somehow, the love can sometimes miss road.

And you wonder how you got yourself into this nonsense situation!

Because we love you, Zikoko made a video where people spoke about the ups and downs of finding love on social media.

If you can relate (which we are sure many of you can), tell us about your experiences in the comments section.

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1. So you’ve finally pimped your apartment out, AC chilling, speakers on deck, MTV Cribs has nothing on you

2. Any small thing, have you seen Ayo’s BQ? The place make sense die, you too, this is how your shoulders will start looking after:

3. Next thing you know, boys will start coming to whisper in your ear about one girl they want to sharply package in your room, before you know it, boys will start taking number to use your room

4. That’s how you’ll turn to an outsider in your own room oh, you’ll now be sending texts from outside your door like, ‘please hurry up now, my Indomie is already cold’

5. As if that one isn’t bad enough, boys would turn your wardrobe to their new boutique, you’ll now have to start begging for them to borrow you your own clothes

6. Once there’s any turn up, you already know your room is going to be the assembly point, end up looking like this at the end of the night

7. When frustration hits you, you’ll just vex and send everyone out like this:

This twitter user is reminding everyone why maths is the worst thing in the world and people are responding in the most hilarious ways.

1. Who Kofi help?

2. What concerns ladder with birthday?

3. When you see the question and you already know you’re failing

4. All job searchers know this struggle

5. Hated seeing ‘x’ in maths class

6. Chidi and Stella can do whatever they want

7. The only answer to this is ‘Rice’

8. Kuku kill me

9. I don’t know o!

10. It’s like this one will die in the friendzone o

11. When your F is already loading

12. It’s not adding up

13. You, when the interviewer starts asking stupid questions

14. But is it fair?

15. For football lovers

16. Question for the Gods

1. When you first get your place and you realise you won’t need to tell your parents you’re going for a vigil to escape to Sip on Fridays anymore

2. When you first get to the space and realise furniture doesn’t grow on trees, money actually has to flow to furnish

3. This is the way you run to turn off the light when you remember the NEPA bill of last month and you see the toilet light you left on

4. This is the amount of swag you’ll use to tell your female friends you have your own place

5. Living alone is all fun and games until you hear somebody opening your fridge door at 2 in the morning, but you live alone

6. When you turn to a professional at playing hide and seek when your landlord starts disturbing you for next year’s rent, and you start wondering who was chasing you from your father’s house

1. Simi’s perfect date in ‘Smile For Me’

2. Davido’s Tekno-produced, wavy jam, ‘If’

3. Olamide’s ‘Pepper Dem Gang’ that makes everybody loose their home training.

4. Praiz’ Folashade that addresses mental illness.

5. Bambi, the hit single off Jidenna’s album, The Chief.

6. When Adekunle Gold and Simi showed us relationship goals in ‘No Forget’

7. Falz’ hilariously shady ‘WehDone Sir’

8. This mushy video from the underrated Kiss Daniel.

1. So you finished your WAEC result…

2. And thought the storm was finally over, as per newest undergraduate in town:

3. But you heard of one rubbish NECO exam that you had to write before graduating.

4. You, when it’s time to start preparing for NECO:

5. How people look for expo during NECO:

6. When you see people talking about using NECO for ‘two-sittings’.

7. You, during the final revision:

8. When you find out the expo was fake and you didn’t read for the exams:

9. When someone asks you how your exam went.

10. You, when WAEC result comes out:

11. You, when NECO result comes out:

Have you actually checked your NECO results? Share your experience in the comments section.

1. So you’ve just finished NYSC and your adulting has fully begun

Yes o!

2. And all your mates are running up and down trying to get a job

Applying up and down!

3. But you’re not really bothered because your uncle at NNPC told you to bring your CV after NYSC

I’m not even bothered.

4. And even your aunty at CBN has told you to put your mind at rest

I’ve got zero worries!

5. When you see your mates busy applying to banks up and down, you’re like

2 or 3 jobs are already waiting for me sha!

6. How you get yourself ready to see your uncles and aunts that have promised you the world

Let me slay for them!

7. How you give them plenty missed calls when they don’t want to pick up

What’s happening here?

8. You, when you go to their office and their secretary says they’re not around

So whose car did I see outside?

9. When you now try applying for other jobs but they’re all closed

I have finished myself!

10. You, when you see your mates going to work and you’re still jobless

Take me with you now!

11. When you see your aunties and uncles at family weddings, you’re like

You people don’t kuku have shame.

12. The next time a family member says you should bring your CV, you’re like

I don’t want!