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15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Been A Nigerian Man’s Side Chick

1. When you go to confront his side chick and find out you’re the side chick. It can pain. 2. When you go through his phone and see your number saved as ‘Tunde Mechanic’ See my life. 3. How he takes...

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13 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Been Stopped By Nigerian Police

1. When you’re driving and you see a police checkpoint. Hay God! 2. The Nigerian police starter pack: via via @DerekO__ The truth. 3. Nigerian police, when they see a car with tinted windows. God epp...

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17 Pictures People Who Moved To Lagos Can Relate To

1. All your friends in Lagos had been telling you how lit Lagos is and the awesome places to seize the bae. So you carried your Ghana-must-go and travelled down. Turn up! 2. Finding out there was...

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14 Things That Are Too Real For Nigerian Women That Wear Wigs

1. When you buy yourself a new wig. Winning! 2. When your makeup is on but you haven’t grabbed your wig yet. Wait first! 3. How you feel when your wig is on and you have to dance with sense: The pain....

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22 Things People Who Grew Up In Yoruba Homes Will Relate To

1. Having to go on both knees to greet elders. Must I roll on the floor to show respect? 2. All the hymns in church sounded like this. E ke Halleluya! 3. Having to call everybody older than you sister...

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The Hilarious Life Of A Nigerian Stammerer

I sha knew I was special when people used to laugh when I spoke… …abi tried to speak. My sister would do everything to annoy me at home. She was the devil. Whenever it was now time to report her, I...

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17 Times Nigerian Men Looked Amazing In Agbada

1. Who said Nigerian men can’t play with colours abeg? via Nigerian wedding 2. Just look at all those layers. via Bella Naija 3. Noble Igwe, slaying on behalf of every Igbo man out there. via...

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14 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Met A Yahoo Boy

1. The Yahoo boy starter pack: via @SIRPYREXX The faker the better. 2. When you see a well known yahoo boy going out to pay tithe. Well, this is awkward. 3. How you have their numbers saved on your...

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21 Frustrating Things Every Nigerian Hijabi Has To Deal With

1. When someone asks you if you’re one of the missing Chibok girls. Stupidity has taken over you abi? 2. When people want to know if you have hair on your head. No, it’s grass that grows on my head....

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12 Things That Are Too True About Doctors In Nollywood Movies

1. When a Nollywood doctor hears that a patient doesn’t have money. Bye! 2. Nollywood doctors and sleeping with nurses. In. Every. Movie. 3. When they only check the patient’s temperature and diagnose...

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18 Hilarious Responses Nigerian Parents Have For Every Situation

1. When you ask your mother where she put something. 2. When you ask them what course you should study in the university. 3. When you ask your mother why she’s shouting. 4. When you ask your mother...

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17 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Ever Had A Nigerian Secondary School...

1. When you greet them and they ask “what’s good about the morning?” Ah! No vex. 2. When they write “see me” on your assignment. Oh God! What did I do again? 3. How you feel when you enter the...

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15 Times This Meme Perfectly Described Pettiness In Nigerian Relationships

 In case you’re wondering who the girl in this meme is, she’s Skai Jackson. She’s a 14 year old Disney actress who posted this picture before going for an interview. But people on the internet felt it...

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17 Pictures That Describe How You Feel When You Get Your NYSC Posting Letter

1. So you decided to join the millions of graduates going to serve their country because you heard it was a fun experience. Let’s do this. 2. Even though you didn’t know what you were going to do with...

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16 Things Nigerian Parents Will Say After You Fail An Exam

To a Nigerian parent, failing = coming anything but first. 1. “Your mates that passed, do they have ten heads?” Na wa oh! 2. “How will you pass when you keep following lazy people. Better change your...

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19 Pictures Guaranteed To Make Any Nigerian Laugh Out Loud

1. The one about Nigerian fathers Every. Nigerian. Father. 2. The one about Nigerian mothers Sorry ma! 3. The one about watching TV with your parents Hay God! 4. This picture of fear Just disappear....

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14 Pictures Every Nigerian Will Remember From Our Blackberry Days

1. When this was literally the longest thing ever. Something that could load for a year. 2. Nigerian girls and “how did you get my pin?” Was there even a right answer to this question? 3. You, waiting...

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The Complete Guide To Being An Instagram Vendor

1. Never put the price of your product on your Instagram page. Because you just want to stress your customers and make them “mystified” at the same time. 2. Instagram vendors and “add us on Whatsapp...

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12 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Visited A Nigerian With A Dog

1. When you go to a house and see “Beware of dog” Bye! 2. How all Nigerian dogs look: They are always everywhere. 3. You, calling them beforehand to make sure their dog has been locked up. Better cage...

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This Tribute To Prince Will Get You In Your Feelings

Now that legendary musician, Prince, has passed away, someone created this awesome thread to remind us of his unforgettable greatness. #PrinceAppreciationThread starting….. Now.— khendra ♍ (@khendoll)...

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