8 Nigerian Social Media Phrases That Have To Die In 2019
Social media is a crazy street where everyone gets to showcase their talent and trigger their imaginations in the best (or worst) way possible while garnering followers. Sometimes this leads to new...
View Article13 Things You’ll Relate To If You’ve Ever Attended A Nigerian Concert
1. When you arrive at the concert on time. Oh? So the time on the poster was just a suggestion? 2. The light and sound crew after doing the bare minimum: Good luck hearing or seeing anything. 3. You,...
View Article10 Things You’ll Relate To If You’re A Naturalista
Being an unofficial ambassador for African hair can be quite appealing, especially when you wow people with your kinky afro and cute hairstyles. But everything has a downside to it, and the struggle...
View Article9 Things Only Office Clowns Will Understand
1. How your co-workers expect you to enter the office every day As per professional clown. 2. When you’re about to say something and everyone starts laughing before you let out a word. Am I a joke to...
View Article10 Hilarious Tweets That Describe Nigerian Parents’ Relationship With WhatsApp
WhatsApp has been around for some time now. Nigerian parents have left their comfort zones and jumped on the Instant Messaging app. However, the ways they use it leave much to be desired. The...
View Article11 Struggles Of Going To A Market In Lagos
Going to a market at any time in Lagos is helluva stressful, and it requires more planning than your purchase list. Dealing with sassy market women is one thing, having to navigate the tricky pricing...
View Article13 Tweets You’ll Relate To If You’re Really Nigerian
Don’t be caught slipping, fellow Nigerians! 1. Nigerian parents, why? When you don't blame your kids when you're wrong https://t.co/ieuXhjBcrj— RiRi's Crush (@stoplusting) December 17, 2019 2. Nigeria...
View Article12 Things You’ll Relate To If You Love & Hate IJGB Season
1. You, sending out those “Are you in town?” texts like: At least one of them will yield results. 2. You, leaving all your other relationships to focus on your IJGB fling: Just give me two weeks, my...
View Article9 Things Nigerians Should Be Thankful For In 2019
Nigeria is a shitty place for those who live here, many seek an escape route. But, amid the insecurities, bad economy, and the uncaring government, some things happened this year that make us feel...
View Article12 Things You’ll Relate To If You Spend Christmas With Nigerian Relatives
1. When your aunty comments on your weight a second after seeing you. Please, can you focus on your own weight? 2. When the topic of your marriage inevitably comes up. Try and mind your business. 3....
View Article8 Struggles Only Slow Eaters Will Understand
When you’re eating out with your friends and they keep asking you to finish up quickly But wait, is it your food? It’s hard watching your friends finish their food before you I’m such a slow eater,...
View Article11 Things Every Nigerian Who’s Resumed Work Can Relate To
1. Your body, trying to remember how to wake up early: How did I do this before the holiday? 2. The traffic returning from its own holiday like: You can’t even wait small? 3. You, throughout your...
View Article6 Tweets About The #IranvsUS Conflict That Prove Nigerians Can’t Take...
On January 3, Nigeria and the rest of the world were hit with the news that top Iranian Major-General, Qasem Soleimani had been killed in a drone strike authorised by the President of the United...
View Article12 Frustrating Things Nigerian Parents Do To Their Kids
1. They pay for your education, then they get mad when you have educated views. This one is your fault sha. 2. They warn you to never date, then they start asking for spouse immediately you graduate....
View ArticleAll The Things That Can Happen When NYSC Posts You To A PPA
NYSC is that mandatory scheme where all fresh graduates are slaves to the government. And for every corps member, getting posted to a place of primary assignment is the dreaded moment of truth. The...
View Article13 Things You’ll Get If You’ve Used A Dating App In Nigeria
1. When you see someone who is very clearly a catfish. Talking about dating apps in Nigeria and: pic.twitter.com/1cepC2anLZ— Homelet (@Yasminn_D) July 23, 2019 2. When you realise that “hook ups” =...
View Article7 Fashion Trends You’re Too Ashamed To Admit You Rocked
So everyone is shading those people who wear lemon green Balenciaga and you too are joining them to shade, abi? Wonders shall never end. Have you forgotten those hideous things you also rocked with...
View Article13 Things Nigerians Who Are Always Broke In January Will Get
1. When you realise that January actually lasts for 60 days. Can this never-ending month finish already? 2. You, wondering what you even spent your money on during the holidays: Detty December wasn’t...
View Article13 Things You’ll Recognise If You’re In A WhatsApp Group You Hate
1. When you get added to a group without your consent. Why the hell am I here? 2. You, to the admin of the group: Better respect yourself. 3. When you leave the group and get added back with a...
View Article13 Old Nollywood Memes Every Young Nigerian Will Relate To
One of the greatest Instagram accounts, @yung.nollywood is never short of relatable memes, influenced by old Nollywood movies and its biggest stars. So, we’ve picked a few of our favourites, which...
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