10 Hilarious Nigerian Instagram Accounts We’re Stanning
Y’all know Nigerian humour is the maddest and undisputed champion in the world–yes I said it. Nigerians are also known to be the funniest nation, jokes apart, how else would we survive the shenanigans...
View Article11 Lies Nigerians Tell During Sex
Whether they like to admit it or not, Nigerians are out here having a ton of sex. And like most things that include them (especially Nigerian men), a lot of lying is involved. So, we decided to pick...
View ArticleFive Times MTN Foundation Taught Us The Nigerian History We Didn’t Learn In...
If you think that the arts are a dying art in Nigeria, then you probably need to jump from whatever century you’re in and come to 2019. There’s so much going on in the art space these days and it’s...
View ArticleFor Every Nigerian Who’s Had To Endure A Secondary School Reunion
Depending on the kind of student you were in secondary school, the experience could have been great or downright awful. Even if you fell in the former category, that doesn’t mean you’re interested in...
View Article10 Ways To Make Money As A Student In Nigeria
Money is important in all spheres of life, even more so as a student in a Nigerian university, where everything is designed to suck your finances away; from small proportions of food to buying...
View ArticleHow To Have A Social Life In Lagos On A Budget
Maintaining a social life can feel impossible when you live in a city as stressful as Lagos. Finding a balance between work and fun is basically an extreme sport, especially if you are on a tight...
View ArticleThe Complete Guide To Being A Yoruba Demon
Originally published four years ago in November 2015, The Complete Guide To Being A Yoruba Demon is a Zikoko classic that we’ve brought back due to popular demand. Lagos big boy =/= Yoruba** Demon;...
View ArticleEverything That Happens When Your Friends Start Getting Married
You get the first invitation only first year after university. What’s going on here? I’m still trying to figure out my life and you’re already making a big decision. What’s the rush? When they add you...
View ArticleThe Complete Guide To Flirting Like A Nigerian Woman
The way Nigerian women flirt should truly be considered high art. While people keep complaining about how scary and confusing it can be (Think: Arya moving to Gendry in the final season of Game of...
View Article12 Struggles Of Being Skinny
So you are the envy of all your friends because of how slim and compact you are; you can literally pass through anywhere, even closely packed vehicles. But what’s most annoying to you is how people...
View ArticleThe Complete Guide To Being A Nigerian Receptionist
Being a Nigerian receptionist isn’t just about kitten heels and drab suits, you also need to learn how to treat everyone that walks into your office like trash. So, if you’re interested in this...
View ArticleFor Every Nigerian Who Grew Up Being The Black Sheep Of Their Family
Every Nigerian family has that child, the black sheep that doesn’t conform to their parents’ expectations, either because they are legit troublemakers or because they simply don’t share the same...
View Article9 Brand Names That Have Become Generic In Nigeria
Nigerians can make anything popular; if we all get behind a brand, that brand is made for life. Therefore, it comes as no surprise that some brands are used as a generic term for certain products or...
View Article11 Things People Who Can’t Maintain A Relationship Will Relate To
1. The fun times when you couldn’t go a day without talking to them This is fun. We are having so much fun. 2. It’s getting boring but you are still making an effort This used to be a fun thing to do....
View Article9 Things People With Fear Of Heights Can Relate To
Acrophobia or the fear of heights is a big thing that a lot of people have to deal with. Those who face it on a daily know that the only way to deal with it is to accept and live through it. Here are...
View ArticleThe Beginner’s Guide To Becoming A Nigerian Bouncer
There are a lot of power-drunk people in Nigeria, with bouncers ranking very high up on that list. To be fair, you’d be power-drunk too if you were built like a trailer and had the ability to stop...
View Article5 Reasons Nigerian Parents Are The Absolute Worst To Watch Movies With
Nigerian parents are a rare breed with unique ways of doing almost everything. But their approach to doing things sometimes is nothing short of infuriating. For example, they represent everyone you...
View Article10 Types Of Nigerian Co-Workers During Lunch Break
In every Nigerian office, there are a bunch of varying characters, and one of the moments that their differences are truly heightened is when it’s time for lunch. From the ones that only eat snacks to...
View Article8 Things You’ll Relate To If You’re A Replica of Your Parents
Looking like your parents isn’t a big deal for you, especially if you really don’t see it. So while everyone else scrambles above themselves to compare every habit and utterance of yours to your...
View Article6 Times You Wondered If Your Parents Were Really Your Parents
Nigerian parents have a really weird parenting process. Sometimes, they are so chill that you actually get along with them, but at other times, they do things that make you wonder if they are keeping...
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