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10 Books About Nigeria’s History That Will Help You Understand Your Life Better

1. The Trouble With Nigeria by Chinua Achebe Published in 1984, Chinua Achebe addressed the problems of Nigeria as a country and the challenges that are keeping the country from being as great as it...

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10 Times Bobrisky Memes Perfectly Described Nigerian Life

1. When life wants to stress you out. 10 mins into anything stressfulMe: pic.twitter.com/hO8RWkGOlQ— Sharingan™ (@_AbdulMaleek) June 4, 2017 2. You, when you finally hit that sugar daddy jackpot. When...

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This Was Every Secondary School Classroom In Nigeria During Sex Education

1. This is how the students react when it is announced that there will be sex education classes coming up. Giggles all around. 2. This is everyone in class when the sex ed class starts and the teacher...

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These Photos of The Baldest, Sexiest Men in Nollywood Will Make Your Day

1. Richard Mofe-Damijo He’s the king of all that is bald and sexy. 2. Banky W He’s the prince. 3. Ik Ogbonna He’s the prince’s younger brother. 4. Jim Iyke Not completely bald but on his way there. 5....

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13 Pictures That Perfectly Sum Up The Wahala Of Being A Photographer In Nigeria

1. So you decided to join creative gang and become a photographer. Because you sef wan enter Bellanaija Weddings. 2. And that means you have to get a good camera at least. People gats take you serious...

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8 Yoruba Words That Mean The Same Thing in Edo

1. “Omo” It means “child” in both Yoruba and Edo. 2. “Igbo/Ugbo” “Igbo” is commonly said by Yoruba, but in some dialects, “Ugbo” is also used and it means the same thing in both Yoruba and Edo. 3....

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11 Tweets That Are Only Funny If You’re A Man With A Beard

1. Your beard is basically a food tray. You think I'm vein when I glance in the mirror.. na fam just checking if I have any bread crumbs stuck in my beard— BeardedMaverick™ (@alpha_male) December 22,...

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Ten Times This Meme Absolutely Killed Us This Week

1. When you’re trying to use faith to withdraw from the ATM: 2. Nigerian movies be like: 3. Don’t mess with Naija mothers! 4. But why you gone and do like that? 5. That moment your phone falls and you...

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14 Embarrassing Things Guys Do That Girls Will Never Understand

1. 90% of the time when we walk funny, it’s because we’re trying to adjust our testicles. We have no control over how they position themselves. It’s not our fault. 2. Pretty much every guy has low key...

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All The Weird Rituals Nigerian Women Perform Before The Sweet Lovemaking

Here’s a list of a couple things Nigerian women do to get into the groove when it’s sexy time: 1. Have a cool shower. Gotta keep the surface area clean and smelling fresh. Might as well even trim the...

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8 Reasons Why You Haven’t Really Had Sex Until You’ve Had Married Sex

1. You can be fully in the moment and not get distracted by anything. With random sex, you will occasionally worry about stuff like “Does this person really like me? Do they think I’m terrible at sex?...

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6 Types Of People That Definitely Use Juju In Their Day To Day Lives

1. People that wear white in public transport and somehow don’t get stained. How do you do it?! 2. Girls that fix insanely long nails and can somehow still do other stuff. How do you not injure...

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20 Book Titles That Will Make You Scream WTF

1. This book that teaches you how to make a little extra money on the side. You can never have too much money. 2. This book that is present in the official “How to be a Nigerian parent” starter pack....

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All The Things Guys Do When Preparing For Sex

1. We shower. We shower hard. Can’t afford to be smelling when the deed is being done. 2. We brush. We brush hard. Unless you want the girl to turn her head 360 degrees just to avoid kissing you. 3....

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25 Tweets That Explain The Daily Struggle Passengers Have With Bus Conductors

1. When the conductor refuses to stop for you because it’s not the “bus stop”: Na for Lagos you see a bus conductor beg you to enter bus.Enter the bus finish first,na beg you go dey beg to come down...

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12 Fart Tweets That Are Mostly Disgusting (And Only a Little Funny)

1. This one that used our Acting President’s picture to make a point When you smell your own fart and begin to wonder if your body is really the temple of God. pic.twitter.com/7wuLse8Sx3— Josh...

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19 Shocking Tweets That Show Nigerian Women Can Cheat For Africa

Every now and then ‘Men are scum’ Twitter reminds us of the scummy ways of Nigerian men. Can't find my headphones. Wow! Men are scum.— Fat-Belly Nenye (@The_Nenye) October 11, 2016 But when Twitter...

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16 Times Aki And Pawpaw Killed it on Your TV Screen

Aki (real name: Chinedu Ikedieze) and Pawpaw (real name: Osita Iheme) are the notorious Nollywood movie twins that carry mischief and mayhem with them everywhere they go. Their wahala has been seen,...

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10 Books About Nigeria’s History That Will Help You Understand Your Life Better

1. The Trouble With Nigeria by Chinua Achebe Published in 1984, Chinua Achebe addressed the problems of Nigeria as a country and the challenges that are keeping the country from being as great as it...

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10 Times Bobrisky Memes Perfectly Described Nigerian Life

1. When life wants to stress you out. 10 mins into anything stressfulMe: pic.twitter.com/hO8RWkGOlQ— Sharingan (@_AbdulMaleek) June 4, 2017 2. You, when you finally hit that sugar daddy jackpot. When...

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