12 Fart Tweets That Are Mostly Disgusting (And Only a Little Funny)

When you smell your own fart and begin to wonder if your body is really the temple of God. pic.twitter.com/7wuLse8Sx3

— Josh (@sire_liljosh) June 6, 2017

"@iam_AbdulAxis: Everything is corruption in Nigeria. Someone will fart and still be looking left and right for who farted."
Kill me????

— That lolselze shid (@its_tola_) April 5, 2017

Holding my fart in because I don't want this woman braiding my hair to think I'm an animal.

— Molly baby (@heymolz) February 28, 2016

The average speed of a fart coming out of your backside is 7 mph.

— Fact (@Fact) June 6, 2017

When I have my family and we are all in the living room, if I fart nobody is allowed to leave because I pay the bills

— Kayode (@Unkle_K) June 2, 2017

*At the club*
 
Odunlade: “Wow ! what’s a cute girl like you doing in a corner all alone?”

She: “I had to fart.”

Odunlade: pic.twitter.com/9Vz8HWHS9E

— Mr.┏̲O̶̲̅┓̲P ┏̲A̶̲̅┓ (@ogbeni_opa) June 2, 2017

When you smell your fart and can't even recognize the person you have become within. pic.twitter.com/Kallp1lzBA

— Mwes M Drew ?? (@_mwes) June 1, 2017

Pigeons can't fart.

— Fact (@Fact) May 31, 2017

*Accidentally makes a sound that sounds like a fart."
Me: Keeps making it to confirm that it wasn't a fart.

— Four (@udshapaka) May 29, 2017

When you thought it was gonna be just a fart pic.twitter.com/C0zlNkY7cd

— 変態 (@Shiizuuo) May 28, 2017

Nothing beats farting in a crowd then walking away from the scene to watch the drama unfold.

— P. R. O. N. T. O!!! (@I_amPronto) October 3, 2014

Drama As Wife Beats Husband To Pulp For Farting Several Times While In Bed https://t.co/PEq4XgLOOx pic.twitter.com/8NTOnEDkeU

— #Naijapals.com (@Naijapals) June 16, 2016

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