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12 Moments In Life When You’re Secretly Naked And No One Knows
1. When you’re on the phone with your boss telling him how sick you are. But really you’re just naked. 2. When you’re taking a picture of your head to show of your new hairstyle. But really you’re...
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All The Things We Say We Will Never Do Again But Somehow Still Do
1. “I will never call my ex again” Well, guess who’s calling their ex? 2. “I will never use (insert your most frustrating network provider here) ever again” Then the network comes up with some...
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17 Annoying Things Anybody That Had An Extra Year In University Will Relate To
1. When you realize that you’re going to have an extra year, you will want to die. GOD NO! 2. Your sorrow will intensify if the course(s) that made you fail is a course your brain has decided not to...
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9 Times Living Alone Is The Absolute Worst
1. When you’re living alone, everyone thinks you’re enjoying because you’re no longer under your parent’s rules but you’re really just suffering. 2. You realise that paying rent is only one of the...
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10 Reasons Why Being a Broke Student is Different from Being a Broke Human Being
1. Sometimes, as a broke Nigerian student, you see people tweeting INSIDE AN UBER about how things are hard 2. Hardship? WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HARDSHIP? LET ME TELL YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO BE BROKE!! 3....
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7 Terrifying Thoughts That Will Occasionally Cross Your Mind As An Adult
1. You’ll remember all the awkward interactions you’ve ever had and shame will eat at you. That time somebody wished you a Happy Birthday and you replied with “Same to you”. 2. You will remember that...
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Every Nigerian Household Has Had These 7 Kinds Of Visitors
1. Mr/Mrs Money Bags These are always our favourite kinds of visitors. The big aunties and uncles that always come armed with goodies and never leave without dropping “something” in your hand when...
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11 Types Of Teachers Everybody Had In Secondary School
1. The Lazy Teacher The one that’ll come to class and just read their note to you. They won’t explain shit. If anybody asks a question, they’ll immediately give it as an assignment to the whole class....
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All The Things That Happen When Rain Catches You On Your Way To Work
1. You will see the rain clouds gathering as you’re about leaving your house but you will ignore it. You will tell yourself that you’ll get to the office before it starts. You won’t even carry...
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6 Questions Guys Secretly Want To Ask Girls About Makeup
1. How much lipstick do girls swallow daily? Like, how do y’all eat with lipstick and not swallow some of it? 2. How are girls not terrified about the concept of gluing fake eyelashes to their eyes?...
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10 Times Nigerian Hairdressers Were The Absolute Worst
1. When they give you an 8 o’clock appointment but won’t show up till ten. So this is where I will spend my entire day? 2. After showing up late, they use another one hour to sweep and arrange the...
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All The Good And Bad Things About Being A Parent
1. When you have a baby, ALL your relatives will want to give the child their own official name. How many names do you want my child to have? Please go away. 2. Having kids means you now have little...
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14 Embarrassing Things Guys Do That Girls Will Never Understand
1. 90% of the time when we walk funny, it’s because we’re trying to adjust our testicles. We have no control over how they position themselves. It’s not our fault. 2. Pretty much every guy has low key...
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Zikoko Selects: Our Top Funniest Videos This Week (Because You Deserve Nice...
1. This Yoruba movie with CGI @funny_african_pics) + Follow (It has the added benefit of featuring Odunlade in it) 2. This FalzTheBahdGuy video that will make you cry if you’re a beardless man...
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Here are 10 Most Interesting Quotes From President Osinbajo’s #DemocracyDay...
Happy Democracy Day, Nigeria! It is very important for us to remember that no matter how tough things are, we are at least a democratic government that gets to choose its own leaders Anywhooo. Our...
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8 Types of Ways Nigerian Guys React to Girls on Their Periods
1. The Disgusted Guys “I’m on my period.” “Ewwww.” “Your face is ewwww but you don’t see me complaining.” 2. The DISGUSTING Boyfriends “I’m on my period.” “Your mouth isn’t though, if you get my...
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All The Weird Rituals Nigerian Women Perform Before The Sweet Lovemaking
Here’s a list of a couple things Nigerian women do to get into the groove when it’s sexy time: 1. Have a cool shower. Gotta keep the surface area clean and smelling fresh. Might as well even trim the...
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8 Reasons Why You Haven’t Really Had Sex Until You’ve Had Married Sex
1. You can be fully in the moment and not get distracted by anything. With random sex, you will occasionally worry about stuff like “Does this person really like me? Do they think I’m terrible at sex?...
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10 Absolutely Terrifying Moments In The Life Of The Average Nigerian
1. When you just arrived at the party and you hear jollof rice has finished. 2. When you’re next in line at your favourite bukka and they say the dodo has finished. 3. When you just get down from a...
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7 Times Your Parents Made You Feel Like You Were Adopted
1. When you fail in school and your father says he doesn’t understand how a child of his can be so stupid. Ah! Me! Seed of your loins! 2. When you do something wrong and your parents whoop your ass so...
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