1. When you realize that you’re going to have an extra year, you will want to die.
GOD NO!
2. Your sorrow will intensify if the course(s) that made you fail is a course your brain has decided not to know.
What even is this life?
3. This is you watching your classmates graduate without you.
I’m all alone.
4. Eventually you’ll find out that there are others and you’re not the only one.
“Brethren! We’re all in this together!”
5. If you were in the hostel before, you will stay in town so as to avoid people.
I don’t know anybody there abeg.
6. You will also decide to lay low anytime you go to school so you don’t have to explain to anybody why you’re still around.
Nobody must see me.
7. But every single time you step foot on campus, you will run into EVERYBODY you’ve ever known.
HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!
8. And every time this happens and you explain, they’ll be like, “Eeyah! Sorry! Take heart. All is not lost.”
Who died?
9. This is you picking elective courses to do so your GPA doesn’t crash.
I MUST NOT graduate with Certificate of Attendance.
10. This is you when your exams are coming and you still don’t know shit.
HAY GOD!
11. You will briefly consider paying someone to write your exams for you.
I’ve seen people do it na.
12. But you know it’s immediate expulsion if you’re caught so you remove your mind from there.
Before Devil uses you.
13. You will read as hard as you can in preparation.
God will crown my efforts with success.
14. You’ll write the exam and commit everything to God.
ABBA FATHER! DO NOT FORSAKE ME!!
15. Then the worst part of everything will begin. Waiting for your result to come out.
High blood pressure will almost kill you.
16. This is you when your results come out and you pass.
MAMA I MADE IT! IMMA GRADUATE!!!
17. Unless your story ends differently and you fail again like I did. Which means that you have another extra year…….
That is another story for another Zikoko post. I need to go somewhere private and wipe the tears from my eyes.
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