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Have You Ever Been Tired Of Everything?
1. When you wake up already tired of life. 2. When you want breakfast and it’s bread again. 3. When you enter your car and see deadly traffic, again! 4. When your boss starts looking for your trouble...
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All The Wahala That Comes With Being The Olodo Sibling
1. When they call your brother 5 times on prize giving day and they don’t call your name Is this how life is? 2. You, thinking of all the cane you’ll chop when you get home. Am I not in trouble like...
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Zikoko’s Christmas Tips
1. Keep a change of clothes in the car, for “just in case” owambe parties. 2. You can never have enough small chops. Eat until you burst. 3. There is no such thing as an uninvited guest, just a...
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11 Movies That Are Absolutely Perfect For The Christmas Season
1. Home Alone Was there ever a greater Christmas movie? 2. Frozen Disney’s Ice Queen will make Christmas a little colder for you. 3. Love Actually Can’t count how many times we’ve seen this one. 4....
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All The Things We Love About Christmas Services
1. When your mum brings out “christmas clothes” and you and your siblings look lit. 2. When the church is decorated and there’s a massive Christmas tree that’s selfie perfect. 3. The praise and...
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10 Yama-Yama Things We All Do In Secret
Farting silently after eating beans Farting loudly when you’re home alone. Sniffing your own fart and thoroughly enjoying the yama yama smell. Burping loudly Picking your nose Chooking your finger in...
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9 Reasons Why Christmas Is The Best Holiday
1. You get a break from work/school for almost 3 weeks And that’s all that counts 2. Christmas parties are the best I plan on going for parties from the 19th till the 30th 3. All the free food Once...
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8 Types Of Nigerians That Are Actually Allowed To Carry Shoulder Up
1. People that have finished NYSC Congratulations! Now your struggle has ended. 2. People that know maths very well Na you biko! We hail thee! 3. Fashionistas that have entered Bella Naija’s Aso Ebi...
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8 Things That Are Truly Satisfying To Nigerians
1. That heavenly breeze when you’re at the back of an okada 2. When you get to your buka and they just bring the amala, fresh from fire 3. Or when you order food and you find out it’s actual pounded...
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Who Else Hates ATM Queues?
1. Has anybody noticed that the sun that beats when you’re on the queue is not even from here at all? 2. Then one person will now come and start protecting his pin as if Abacha transferred money to...
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If Social Media Is Your Best Friend, Then You’ll Get These Too Well
1. Once you wake up, the first thing you do is check your phone for Twitter and Instagram Smh, when your friends are firing prayer! 2. You have at least one profile picture with this filter: 3. Your...
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If You Have Any 10 Million You’re Not Using, You Need To Visit These Places
1. Fiji 2. British Virgin Islands Here, a sea-view cottage could cost you 315 000 naira a night, small stuvz abi? 3. Bora Bora This place is fine oh, but just carry your 7 atm cards with you, a night...
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The Different Types of People You’ll Meet In An Examination Hall
1. Those ones that have planned formation with their friends one month before exam, they can fight anybody that tries to scatter it 2. Those ones that don’t stress themselves and have taken matters...
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Nigerian Television Veterans We Grew Up Loving
1. Cyril Stober No way you watched NTA news without coming across this face. He remains an active part of the network and can be seen dishing out the news dutifully on weekdays. 2. Aisha...
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How To Be The Perfect Extra Yoruba Child
1. If you are a girl, when greeting you must kneel down no matter where you are. 2. If you are a guy, you must dobale and lie flat on the floor, like a human rug. 3. When someone’s parents offer you a...
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Nigerians Are The Best And Worst People, Here’s A post To Prove It
1. You will never shout ‘Ole’ alone, Nigerians will always help you chorus it 2. But once it’s time to involve police in the same Ole matter, another story oh 3. If you can’t drive properly, never...
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12 Times Memes And Gifs Won The Internet This Year
1. This very awesome gif of Viola Davis leaving bullshit behind. 2. This picture that perfectly describes failing with confidence. 3. Jake blessed us with this totally cute picture of him writing and...
View Article8 Nigerian Songs That Will Get You All Fired Up For Great Things This Year
1. Odun Yii – Jaywon If you believe say AMEN! 2. New Year – Asa Asa will help you realise 2016 is done and dusted. 3. Eleda Mi – Olamide Because only good things are coming your way this year. 4....
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These Are The Donald Trump Headlines We Should All Brace Up For In 2017
Now that controversial presidential candidate, Donald Trump, is President of the USA, we can definitely expect hundreds of shocking news stories. These are some of them: 1. “Donald Trump Deports All...
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2016 Was A Bad Year, Even In The Animal Kingdom
When you think of lions and giraffes, you probably think of the lion looking like this Or at least this Or this, at the very least Nobody is expecting the giraffe to do the lion like this, but 2016 no...
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