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All The Reasons Our Co-Workers Frustrate Us

1. When you first join the office and they are unnecessarily territorial. Is this your house? 2. When they use style to throw you under the bus when something goes wrong at work. Wow, see betrayal! 3....

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If You Are Terrible At Gift Giving This Is For You

1. When another event comes up and you have to think of what present to buy. 2. When someone says you should stop buying boxers and singlets as gifts on valentines day. 3. When you need to buy...

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All The Things That Happen When You Get Into An Argument With Your Boyfriend.

1. When he uses style to abuse you while you are disagreeing about something. 2. When you are trying not to cry but it’s really peppering you. 3. When he tries to joke like everything is okay. 4. When...

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All The Times You Didn’t Agree For Your Guilty Conscience

1. When you’re just tired and on the bus after working 7-7 and you see a pregnant woman looking for space 2. When a visitor gives you money to share with your siblings, as per oldest sibling, but you...

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If You Are A Forgetful Person, You Can Relate

1. When you wake up at 8 and then realise you forgot about your 7:30 meeting. 2. Then you get into the shower and realise you forgot to restock your body wash. 3. Then you get into you car and realise...

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7 Times Your Over-Sabi Attitude Totally Messed You Up

1. When you’ve finished insulting the sales girl because of incomplete change, then you realise the change is actually complete When you’ll be playing X and O in math class. 2. When you’ve finished...

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If You’ve Ever Been In A Fight This Is For You

1. When your arch nemesis keeps looking for your trouble. 2. And you are just looking at her like: 3. And all her friends now join her to mock you and look for your trouble. 4. Now your head is...

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All The Things We Hate About Family Meetings

1. When you walk and in and your wicked relatives start giving you the side eye. 2. When your aunties start using their big mouths to compare you to their children. 3. When your mother reports you to...

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Do You Have An Office Bestie

1. When you first get to the office and make a new friend 2. When you realise they actually like you and aren’t just pretending. 3. When they start giving you office cheat codes to make your office...

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8 Reasons We All Looked Forward To End Of The Year Party In School

1. When your teacher announces the date for the party you’re like: Celebration galore! 2. When the class now chooses you to collect the party donations It is an honor and privilege to use your money...

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If You Love Attention, This One’s Definitely For You

1. When you’ve been with bae for the whole day and he says he wants to get something outside 2. When you enter a party and nobody notices you, so you have to do another grand entrance 3. When you wear...

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If Your Bank Stresses You Out This Is For You

1. When you want to just open an account and they bring one million forms to fill. 2. When it’s taking a million years for them to sort out your BVN number. 3. When it takes an additional one million...

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How To Enjoy Your New Job

1. Greet your boss regularly so he/she thinks you have home training. 2. Make friends with the woman that sells yam and egg so your breakfast is assured. 3. Randomly buy your department small chops so...

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9 Hilarious Pictures That Prove Santa Claus And Father Christmas Are Not The...

1. Drinking Santa This Santa don’t care about your feelings. 2. Nightmare Santa We all feel that girl’s pain! 3. Married Santa Wear gloves, maybe? 4. Pregnant Santa No words. 5. Santa the Chef This is...

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If You Are Tired of Getting Nonsense Christmas Gifts, This Is For You

1. When you’re excited about Christmas presents then you remember all your loved ones always misbehave. They give gifts like people that don’t have sense. 2. Your mother says her gift to you is the...

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If Nigerian Parents Had A Meeting, This Is Probably How It Would Go!

1. ‘For our wonderful parents, whose children got 98% in exams, please endeavor to ask them where the remaining 2% went’ 2. ‘For our darling mothers, when you send Junior to bring things for you,...

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9 Times Your Boyfriend Was The Worst Person On The Planet

1. When you ask him about the girl on his Instagram and he says ‘she’s no one important’ You don’t mean it. 2. When he knows you’re angry but he still expects you to talk So you can’t read my mind...

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6 Useless Christmas Gifts You Should Get Your Cheating Ex

1. Toothpaste and brush So they can wash out all the lies in their mouth. 2. Fake iPad Because that is exactly how they faked a relationship with you. 3. Empty gift box Because your relationship with...

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8 Of The Best Christmas Movies Of All Time

1. Home Alone Why didn’t he just call the police?  He almost killed them tbh. 2. How the Grinch Stole Christmas Otherwise known as “when my mother-in-law came to town”. 3. Rudolph the Red-Nosed...

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If You Have Lunch At Your Office, You Can Relate

1. When you realise it’s time for lunch at the office! 2. When some of your colleagues start eating lunch at 11:15. 3. When one colleague brings stockfish into the office. 4. When another colleague...

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