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What Type of Bridesmaid Are You?
“Hello funke, I’m getting married and I’d like you to be on my bridal train” What? Me? Wow! I’m honoured. I can’t stop crying, wow I’m so happy. That’s the first type of bridesmaid you’d find at every...
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How To Write A Nigerian C.V.
Job hunting in Nigerian is an extreme sport and for you to survive you must be well equipped. Your most important weapon is your C.V. and we are here to help you make it the best it can be. Every...
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All Urhobo People Are Tired Of Hearing These Things
On behalf of all the Urhobo people in Nigeria, I’d like to make an appeal to our fellow Nigerians. For the love of God, stop telling us these things. Please please stop. “So you are Urhobo? I had a...
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PSA: There Are A Ton Of Contraceptive Options Asides Condoms
We came to the conclusion a very long time ago that the reason Nigeria is so hot is that you people are fornicating. We’ve been begging you people to stop and you have refused. Since you insist on...
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Very Real Struggles Of Going To A Private University
A lot of people think going to a private university in Nigeria is an easier path to higher education, but it’s really not. While the private university struggles might be different from public...
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The Zikoko Guide To Hacking Sallah Meat
Sallah is tomorrow and because we love you we want you to get the most out of it. The thing about enjoying Sallah as a non-Muslim is that you need a strategy and a plan and we are here to help you...
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The 22 Ingredients That Make Jollof Rice King
Jollof rice is more than just a blessed delicacy from God himself… It is a way of life. Just look at this. Jollof Rice has proved its culinary excellence and has become so popular all over the world...
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15 Nigerian Political Parties We Are Sure You’ve Never Heard Of
We were doing some research and to our surprise, APC and PDP are not the only registered political parties in Nigeria. According to INEC, there are actually 68 registered political parties! We are...
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10 Hangout Spots Your Parents Would Approve Of
When I was younger, I used to go the movies with friends at 10pm, go for house parties, and even have sleepovers that involved pillow fights. But they were in my imaginations and don’t let me lie, it...
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The Struggles Of Being A Single Man In Nigeria
If you thought being a single man in Nigeria was fun, el. oh. el! All of us are suffering this thing together. Imagine, somebody is still managing their life and family is already asking you to marry....
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9 Uni Breakup Stories We Can All Relate To
Breakups on their own are horrible, but can you really claim to have had your heartbroken if you didn’t go through a uni breakup? We asked these ten people how their baes broke up with them in Uni and...
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These Spots Truly Define Abuja
If anyone ever tells you Abuja isn’t the Land of Wealth. Tell them they are lying. Abuja is the land of everything. Every single thing. They can take it up with Buhari if they disagree. If you ever...
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8 Nigerian Shows We Need To Bring Back, For The Culture
The Nollywood Industry and Nigerian TV at large, has grown drastically over the years. It’s almost unbelievable. From 1 movie in 1992 to over 2500 movies a year is something. It’s hard to talk about...
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How To Be A Good Wife According To Nollywood
Nollywood has always depicted Nigerian society in different crazy ways, but nothing compares to how they depict exactly how Nigerian wives should behave. It’s amazing and highkey hilarious, honestly....
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Sexually Transmitted Diseases Almost As Bad As HIV
Brace yourself, brothers and sisters. For what you are about to witness will (or should) forever change your perspective on bumping uglies with strange people. If you don’t know them well enough to be...
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Here’s Why Nigerians Love Goya Olive Oil
Since time immemorial Nigerians have had a special relationship with Goya Olive Oil. We don’t know how it started or when it started but we can’t get over these creative ways Nigerians have chosen to...
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If You’re The Broke Friend This One’s For You
1. You move to a new area and finally make a rich friend “Hey man. I’m new to the area. Is that your Range Rover outside?” 2. Then he invites you to meet his other friends at his expensive house. And...
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If You Live In Nigeria, We Can Bet These Are Your Neighbours
Whether you’ve just moved into a new place or you’ve lived in your house for decades; we can guarantee that you’ve come across these typical Nigerian neighbours. The one who’s generator is always on....
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Nigerians Are Too Familiar With These Types Of Musicians
Nigerian music has grown in the last few years, so much that our musicians are now in a class or two of their own. Let’s talk about it. We have those artistes who are badly behaved because they know...
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8 Things Nobody Tells You About Getting Your First Internship
Getting your first internship is right up there with the most important moments in your life. The idea of getting a salary alone is enough to get you excited. There’s so much that you can’t know about...
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