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The Zikoko guide to getting your PVC
Everyone knows literally everything that has to do with registration is an extreme sport in this country. If you don’t agree, you’re not Nigerian. For the first time in forever, Nigeria has made this...
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15 struggles you’ll understand if you have a hard-to-pronounce name
The struggle of having a hard to pronounce name in Nigeria is very real. On most days you wake up wishing your name was Jane Doe just so you don’t have to deal with Nigerians just being Nigerian about...
View ArticleThe Zikoko ultimate World Cup playlist
The World Cup starts tomorrow and while we are praying and hoping it’s not only fine aso-ebi we have to offer, we’ve come up with the perfect playlist to get you ready. Road 2 Russia (Dem go hear am) –...
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Here are a few truths we’ve realized now that we are adults
Your secondary school set probably wasn’t the worst set the school ever saw. Seriously they told every set the exact same thing. When it finally clicks that your parents wedding was in March but you...
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Meet each player in Nigeria’s World Cup 2018 team
The World Cup kicked off yesterday and while we’ve not forgiven the person who lied to us about Wizkid performing, we are pretty excited about Nigeria’s first match tomorrow. So we made a quick list of...
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These tweets perfectly describe our reaction to Nigeria’s first match
Nigeria’s first match was yesterday and as you can expect Nigerians had a lot to say about it. When we heard that it was Croatia we were playing against. Who Croatia be sef? Then we noticed that it’s...
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Can you remember these iconic Super Story seasons?
Oh Father! Oh Daughter! Can we ever forget how Toyin Tomato dealt with Suara? An Eye For An Eye We finally got to see Toyin Tomato suffer almost as much as Suara. No Pain No Gain Remember Richard? He...
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10 ways people spent this Ramadan holiday
On Thursday, we all couldn’t wait for the day to be over, because fasting had come to an end and we were finally going to get that short holiday we deserve. If you didn’t go home this excited, then I...
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12 hilarious ways Nigerians describe sex without using the word sex
Nigerians love sex. We like to act like we don’t but Mama Nkechi who lives next door has 12 children. But the most hilarious thing about Nigerians and sex is the many ways we’ve learned to describe it...
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These are the most iconic Nollywood movies ever made.
Igodo Any movie with Sam Dede and Pete Edochie was an instant hit. State of Emergency Forget about how old it is and the fact that fire used to come out of the guns when they shot, this is the...
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All The Types Of People You Must Jam In Lagos Traffic
As if Lagos traffic is not stressful enough on its own, you must always run into these characters who take it upon themselves to just frustrate your life. The ones who take it upon themselves to...
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All the feels you can relate with if you are a JJC in Lagos
This was how I was staring out the bus when I arrived; everything was strange and I was trying to absorb all details all at once as my cousin pointed out places to me. Is this really the Lagos? When...
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9 Things Nobody Will Tell You About NYSC
If you are about to start NYSC or you’ve even started already we know you’ve probably heard a ton about how the whole program works. But there are some things nobody will tell you, and we are here to...
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These Are The Only Kinds Of Friends Nigerian Parents Approve Of
We all know Nigerian parents are hard to impress especially when it comes to approving of the kind of friends you have. All your friends are bad gang and nobody is good enough to be friends with you...
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We Are Sure You Heard These Horror Stories As A Child
We don’t know who started them or where most of them or where they originated from but we remember that these stories gave us sleepless nights. For those who went to boarding school you definitely...
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How Many Of These People Did You Meet In NYSC Camp?
You’ll never be exposed to a crowd of people as diverse as those you’ll meet in NYSC camp. Although the living conditions are appalling these people almost make the whole experience worth it. There are...
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Dino Melaye’s Most Outstanding Oscar-Worthy Moments
Dino Melaye – you must have heard of him if you’re Nigerian. Or even if you’re not, because he’s that big of a star. Still, let me give you a brief introduction. He’s a Nigerian senator, an...
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These Are The Greatest Villains In Nollywood History
Forget Thanos and Killmonger these are the greatest villains we’ll ever know as presented to you by Nollywood. Patience Ozokwor There was no greater female villain in Nollywood history than Patience...
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These Are The Funniest Nigerian Political Party Logos We’ve Ever Seen
Politics in Nigeria is forever a source of humour for us. With the likes of Dino Melaye occupying seats of power, it’s a wonder this country is still running. When it comes to Nigerian politics and...
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These Are The Best Nigerian Traffic Food Combos
If you live in Lagos or have paid even just a visit, you should know Lagos traffic well. You just have to eat to distract yourself from the fact that you’re about to die in traffic. Here are some of...
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