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If You Are Were A Bad Gang Leader This Is For You
1. When your class teacher used to call the bad gang with your name: “Uche and co. you people have started again abi?” 2. When you would visit your friends and their parents frowned at you throughout....
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Nigerians React To The Outcome Of The US Elections
Incase you don’t know (or currently living under a rock), the most controversial elections ever took place in the U.S on November 8, and shockingly, Donald Trump won the election! America, meet your...
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15 Reasons 2016 Needs To Come and Start Going
1. Donald Trump is president of the United States of America. WHAT THA FUCK, AMERICA? 2. The Naira is basically dead and we shall now proceed to bury it. Village people will not allow it to rest. 3....
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10 Food Combos That Make The World Go Round
1. Garri and groundnut This can be breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner or a snack! 2. Rice and stew The pillar of every Nigerian home. 3. Amala and ewedu Children of Oduduwa can relate! 4. Boli and...
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If You Were A Teacher’s Pet, You Can Relate With This
1. Whenever you answer a question correctly, this is how you look: It’s not me, it’s God. 2. When you’ve been answering all the questions she asks the class and she says: “another person should...
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These Tekno’s Videos Will Make You Shout WTF!
We love Tekno for blessing us with Duro and Pana, but these videos will make you question whatever love you have for him. 1. That time he was just speaking gibberish. Thank you everyone for the...
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If You Hate Technology, This Is For You
1. When apps on your phone update to a new version, you’re like: Who asked you please? 2. Whenever you get a new phone and you need to master all the programs on it. This wahala is too much. 3. When...
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#NoShaveNovember: 14 Guys That Are Perfectly Representing The Beard Gang
1. Wole Soyinka Grey and popping! 2. Phyno Why such a fine beard? 3. Common Beard + freckles, equals damn cute! 4. Obi Somto Does Obi use some kind of fertilizer? 5. Drake Your boyfriend needs to meet...
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Now That Hilary Clinton Lost The Elections, Nigerians Are Dragging TB Joshua...
In the heat of the just-concluded US elections, controversial Nigerian pastor, TB Joshua, claimed to see a TB Joshua's prophecy on the US election where he said Hillary Clinton will emerge victorious,...
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6 Reasons We Are So Glad The US Elections Are Finally Over
1. America voted Donald Trump as president and we can finally hear word. They’ve been campaigning since forever! 2. Our Twitter will no longer be flooded with wahala Americans campaigning upandan!...
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7 People You’ll Probably Meet At A Nigerian Airport
1. The ones that always want you to help them carry ‘small load’ for their family in the abroad Did they tell you I’m DHL? 2. The one that went to charter hip-hop baffs to travel You think it’s easy...
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7 Alternatives To Cane In A Nigerian Household
1. Bathroom Slippers Perfect width and length for slaps too. 2. Wooden Spoons For easy kitchen beatings. 3. Slides Fantastic for throwing at the head of your younger siblings. 4. Your fathers belt...
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All The Times We Fell In Love By Mistake
1. When someone brushes past you and their cologne is just so amazing. 2. When someone smiles at you across the room and it’s a beautiful smile. 3. When she offers you the last meat on her plate. 4....
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10 Things Nigerians Need To Do So Their Home Training Can Be Complete
1. Men, can you please stop peeing anywhere you see? Why are we seeing like a hundred penises a day? Why? 2. Also men, can you please stop stretching your sweaty hands on the danfo seat? This is not...
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These Amazing Little Children Will Make You Feel Like An Agbaya
While you were eating eba instead of getting fit, this 3-year-old Iranian boy has become a certified member of fitfam ministry. Omg! Unbelievable How old is she! That's incredible! Awesome , future...
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8 Nicknames All Nigerian Parents Give Their Kids
1. ‘Pssst’ When they’re too tired/stressed to say your name. 2. ‘This one’ When looking at you is just annoying them. 3. ‘That one’ When they’re eyeing you as you’re walking out. 4. ‘Em, what’s your...
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All The Wahala That Comes When Your House Is Too Far
1. When you’re at work thinking of the journey and traffic just chilling for you on your way home 2. When bae wants to visit and you tell him where your house is: 3. When you’re at a wedding and you...
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If You’ve Ever Been Scammed This Is For You
1. When you hear of an exclusive bargain that is so amazing. 2. And for a second you wonder if you should believe it. 3. Then you remember you serve a God of favour. 4. And accept that it’s a gift so...
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8 Things That Happen Immediately After You Lose Your Job
1. First off, you download every season of Game Of Thrones on the office Wi-Fi. A Lannister always pays his debts. 2. Next, you scatter the toilet, one last time. One last special send off. 3....
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The Zikoko Guide To Being The Perfect Nigerian Son-in-Law
SATIRE! SATIRE! SATIRE! 1. First of all, once you start dating the girl, just know that you’re dating her whole family too. They are your main family now. 2. The only acceptable way for you to beg for...
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