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All The Things That Happen When Your Eye Is Bigger Than Your Wallet
1. How you walk into a shop you like with panache and confidence. 2. Then you begin to look around. 3. Picking all sorts of off the racks. 4. Feeling sexy and important. 5. Even enter the changing...
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If Your Office Is Full Of Serious People, This Is For You
1. When you walk into the office and everybody is just frowning. Who beat you? 2. When you crack a joke and nobody laughs. Are you people sure you are not made of stone? 3. When you’re trying to be...
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On Today’s Episode Of Your Award Winning Ela Chronicles
1. So, you know how some people think PDA is cute? Well this guy is one them*urgh*. via Twitter/@TJS 2. They’re in a relationship now, nobody will hear word. 3. But it appears things are not as they...
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All The Stress That Comes With Going To The Cinema In Nigeria.
1. When you are on a date and you bump into all your ex’s. Is this a reunion? 2. When the ticket seller says she doesn’t have change. Are you people okay at all? 3. When the security is harassing you...
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All The Wahala That Comes With Having Sensitive Teeth
1. When someone playfully slaps your teeth. See rough play. 2. Their reaction when they see your teeth falling. ‘Why is it falling like manna from heaven?’ 3. When you’re having ice cream but you have...
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10 Things Nigerian Girls Need To Master Before Turning 25
1. You have to learn how to price like a pro. With my shikini salary? 2. And how to corner your boss for a raise. Release this money, sir! 3. Mastering the science of packaging like this is key....
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7 Delightful Nigerian Drinks That Will Make You Thirsty
1. Chapman No turn-up is complete without this. 2. Fura da nunu via Dobbys Signature Just looking at it is making us want it. 3. Zobo via Kitchen Butterfly This stuff is legendary. 4. Kunnu Ayya via...
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Ladies, Here Is How To Attend Your Ex’s Wedding In Grand Style
1. So you just found out your ex boyfriend is getting married. Wow! 2. And to be honest, you’re a bit confused “What’s going on?” 3. Because he had the guts to invite you! He is brave oh! 4. It’s not...
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The Zikoko Guide To Shopping In Nigerian Markets
1. First and foremost, lose your useless accent if you don’t want to do yourself. It cannot help your case. 2. Refine your pidgin game so they know you’re hardcore. Because you’re from the streets! 3....
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15 Tweets Only People Who Love Games Will Immediately Recognise
1. Everybody totally played with these. If you have a game history like mine you probably started with these pic.twitter.com/kUcuXcr4Jg — Emo girl (@canyewext) August 24, 2016 2. When Super Mario was...
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The Day I Got Tired Of Being A Bloody Pedestrian
1. So one day I was on my way to work. 2. Something I do without having to think too much on most days. 3. But on this day, I suffered more than usual. 4. First of all I was squashed in the bus...
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We Need To Appreciate The Greatness That Is Moin-Moin
1. This moin-moin is just perfect. 2. That time Moin-moin snatched pizza’s weave. 3. That Time Moin-moin wanted to become cake. 4. This moin-moin won’t leave you for another man. 5. This 5-star...
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10 Hilarious Things The Internet Had To Say About Teachers
1. First, we need to thank the internet for being the best teacher ever! Happy "World Teachers Day" to all of you on my TL.Can't lie, you people have taught me a lot in this life.— ساحر (@Sirkastiq)...
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14 Pictures Of Corpers That Are Too Happy To Be Done With NYSC
1. This babe that sharply went to bake cake. @cakes_by_anny + Follow 57 2. This guy’s transitioning is with immediate effect. @ceezeewizzy + Follow 45 3. This girl can’t believe it’s finally over!...
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If You Fall In Love Easily, This Is For You
1. When you experience a break up, you’re like: 2. Then 40 minutes after someone that is your spec comes into the room. 3. When they say hello and you can sense it is a special hello. 4. When they...
View ArticleToke Makinwa’s Vlog On Adulthood Is Really Pissing Nigerians Off
Adulthood doesn’t throw anybody a welcome party, it’s not beans at all. On top of all the stress that naturally comes with this dramatic phase of life, being an adult in Nigeria is another level of...
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10 Pictures People Who Find Reading Stressful Will Immediately Recognise
1. You, when you see people reading at the beginning of the semester. Oversabi! 2. How you feel when exams start approaching. Kuku kill me. 3. You, when you see people reading for fun. You people like...
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All The Things That Happen When Your Boyfriend Is Your Boss
1. When you come to the office together but still enter the office at different times. Nobody can find out please! 2. When other girls in the office are talking about how handsome he is, you’re like....
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If You Have An Overactive Bladder, This Post Is For You
1. When you take one sip of water and have to pee 100 times. Which kind of stress is this? 2. When you have to wake up like 10 times in the night to pee. Is this bladder mad? 3. When you sleepover at...
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Can You Go Through This Post Without Feeling Nostalgic?
1. We all listened to Boyz II Men and R.Kelly with this Walkman. 2. Only the biggest boys and girls in school had this Discman. 3. Was your swag even complete without this mp3 Player? 4. The old days...
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