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How Speech And Prize Giving Day Was For All The Non-Efikos

1. How all the class efikos sit in front during speech and prize giving day: Let’s do this. 2. Those unbothered students that only came for free drinks and food: Where is the meatpie, biko? 3. You,...

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When Your Mother Doesn’t Like Your Girlfriend

1. When your mother sees her for the first time. “Who is this one?’ 2. How your mother replies when your girlfriend greets her: “Ehn oh!” 3. When your mother starts complaining that your girlfriend...

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17 Images That Show Nigeria’s Vast History

This Twitter account @SeeMeSeeNigeria, compiles the most interesting facts in Nigerian history. We compiled these awesome pictures from Nigeria’s past that we weren’t taught in school. Thank us later...

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These Pictures Of Mothers And Their Sons Will Make Your Day

1. Omoni Oboli and her three sons. 2. Tiwa Savage and baby Jam Jam. 3. Kanye West and his late mother, Donda West. via NME 4. Garcelle Beauvais and adorable twin boys. via Its Urban 5. Joke Silva and...

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12 Celebrity ‘Glow Ups’ That Will Give You New Prayer Points

1. God, let my enemies not recognize me like Cynthia Morgan. 2. God, add colour to my life like Yemi Alade’s wardrobe. 3. God, relax the exchange rate like Korede Bello’s hair. 4. God, airbrush my...

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Fights We Know You’ve Had With Your Siblings

1. The battle for control of the TV remote. Every single day! 2. Arguments over the household chores. “But I washed plates this morning and afternoon. No it’s your turn!” 3. When you have to agree on...

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When A Lagos Boy Is Toasting You

1. How he approaches you: Full of swagger and confidence! 2. When he sees you in public, he’s like: “Baby girl how far?” 3. When you say you’re not interested, he’s like: “That’s what they all say at...

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Everything That Happens When Your Dad Retires

1. When your dad announces he will be retiring to the family. Ah! Why now? 2. When you wake up and your dad is still around. Then you remember he does not have anywhere to go because, he is now...

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15 People That Don’t Want You To Prosper

1. Your roommate that always sets irritating alarms but never wakes up to them. Meanwhile all your eyes have opened oh! 2. Your “waka pass” friend asking you to buy their 50k aso ebi. Do I even know...

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10 Bad-Ass Women In African History You Should Totally Crush On

1. Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti: Lioness of Lisabi. via Everett You know her as mother of the great Fela, but she was much more than that. A great advocate for women’s rights, Kuti led more than 10,000...

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17 Things You’ll Relate With If You Just Moved To Abuja

1. When Abuja cabbies squeeze you inside their small cars with 100 other passengers. Okay! Lagos Danfo is better than all this nonsense! 2. When you’re trying to impress a Mallam with your Hausa...

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Struggles You’ll Understand If Your Beard Has Just Refused To Connect

1. When hair decides to grow everywhere else on your body except your chin. Is it fair? 2. When you go to the salon and your barber shaves off the 3 strands you’ve been managing. See this bastard. 3....

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All The Wahala That Comes With Being An Extrovert

1. How you walk into a function ready to meet people and have a good time: Yasss! 2. When you get to an event and people aren’t being friendly. Who beat you? 3. When you meet someone and they start...

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10 Old School Hairstyles That Need To Make A Comeback

1. This beautiful plaited hair. 2. This senior girls ajakolo style! 3. This mix of plaited hair and thread. 4. This gorgeous patewo! 5. This beautiful shuku. 6. These very cute hair puffs. 7. Another...

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12 Things To Expect When Your Cousin From Abroad Visits

1. When you find out your cousin is coming to visit. Party time! 2. When your mother forces you to clean the whole house 7 times because you are “expecting visitors”. How many clean will we clean...

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If You’re About That Danfo Life, This Post Is For You

1. When you’re with N1000 and you hear the conductor shouting at someone else for giving him N500. Yawa don gas today! 2. When the quiet person beside you suddenly shouts “Praiseeeee daaa Looorddd!!!”...

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15 Times Nene Leakes Reminded Us Of Our Bad Belle Friend

1. How they call you to ask for money Every time, ‘Abeg I need your epp’. 2. How they react when you ask them for money They’re never ‘on seat’. 3. Them, immediately you start talking about yourself...

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15 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach

1. How you pray to God before going for any event God abeg! 2. How you tell yourself you’re not going to eat too much I must behave myself. 3. How you actually lose your hometraining when you see food...

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15 Reasons Adekunle Gold Is The King Of Photoshop

Everyone knows Adekunle Gold is what we like to call “The Alternative musician”. When he’s not doing his own style, he’s turning up in only adire or even posting hilarious Photoshop pictures of...

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13 Reasons Suicide Squad Was Just Like Secondary School

After watching Suicide Squad, we found ourselves comparing a lot of the characters and scenarios to secondary school. So we decided to share 13 ways the movie brought back those secondary school...

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