17 Pictures That Will Only Make Sense To People Who Grew Up In Nigeria
1. This picture you’ll only get if you helped in the kitchen. If you don’t get it, we can’t epp you. 2. This insult we all fell for the first time. “I be monkey before before.” 3. The fear this struck...
View Article13 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Attended An Owambe Uninvited
1. When you’re going to do Mogbo Moya but you still dress like parent of the celebrant. Mogbo Moya = “I hear, I branch” 2. You, calling the person that told you about the party when you see bouncers...
View Article25 Nigerians Share Their Hilarious Cooking Disasters
When a food lover and chef on Twitter asked Nigerians to share their worst cooking experience, the responses were hilarious as we expected. Share your worst cooking disaster — Thelmzkitchen...
View Article15 Things That Are Too True About Rainy Season In Nigeria
1. When rainy season should have started but the heat is still there looking at everyone like: You will wait ehn. 2. You, when the rain finally comes. Yes Lord! 3. When the rain gives NEPA another...
View Article15 Things Nigerians Who Have Jobs But Are Still Broke Can Relate To
1. When someone says “you’re lucky you have a job”. Is that so? 2. When you have one job but you don’t mind another. Please epp me. 3. When you realise you need another job even after your 2 jobs....
View Article14 Pictures You’ll Understand If You’ve Ever Gone Clubbing At Quilox
1. When that friend that never drops money comes on Friday to ask if there is turn up. See this one. 2. When you get to Quilox and the bouncer says the place is full because celebs are around. Hay...
View Article11 Hilarious Excuses Our Politicians Could Give For The Extreme Heat In Nigeria
Nigeria is very hot! And what makes it more unbearable is that there’s no light to even power air conditioners or electric fans. On top of that, there’s no fuel to power generators even though some...
View Article14 Things That Are Too True About Housegirls In Nollywood Movies
1. When their aim is always to become the madam of the house. Mission Impossible. 2. How they plot to steal their madam’s husband. It must happen. 3. The official Nollywood housegirl hairstyle: What...
View Article15 Things Only ISL Students Will Understand Easily
1. When somebody confuses your school with ISI Take your time please. Don’t let the devil use you. 2. When principal is cracking his never ending dry jokes OYIIIIII 3. When Mrs Bello starts not...
View ArticleHow To Be The Perfect Onigbese In Nigeria
1. When you want to borrow the money, be as humble as possible. In fact, if you have to fall in love with them to get the money, do it. 2. Thank them well even when you have no intention of giving...
View Article15 Of The Most Popular Zikoko Posts Of All Time
These are currently the most popular posts on Zikoko! So, if by any chance you missed any on the list or you just feel like revisiting some of your biggest laughs, we decided to make them just a click...
View Article13 Kinds Of People You’ll Find On Nigerian Snapchat
DJ Khaled’s keys to success made a lot of people join Snapchat, However, the brains behind the app have blessed the world with more awesome filters and Nigerians couldn’t be more pleased. Here are 13...
View Article13 Pictures You’ll Get If You’ve Ever Had A Horrible Nigerian Lecturer
1. When they say “A is for God, B is for me, C and below is for you.” Are you serious? 2. When they say you can’t graduate with a first class because they didn’t. See me see trouble. 3. When they...
View Article15 Pictures That Describe Being A Nigerian With A Student Visa
1. You to Nigeria, when your student visa gets approved. I’m out. 2. When all the scholarships have “must be a citizen to apply”. Is it fair? 3. When you can’t talk to a Nigerian at home without them...
View Article24 Nigerian Musicians Reimagined As International Football Clubs
In the spirit of football, Twitter user @Wac_clumsy re-imagined Nigerian musicians as international football clubs and the comparisons were too accurate. Here are the 24 musicians he compared to...
View Article16 Pictures That Will Make Sense To Any Nigerian With A Big Family
1. When there is a chore to do and nobody wants to do it. I’m not moving. 2. You, waiting for your turn to use the bathroom. What is it? 3. When you stop and calculate how much your parents spend on...
View Article14 Pictures For Any Nigerian Who Has Ever Used Contact Lenses
1. You, the first time you ever tried to put them in your eyes. The struggle. 2. When your friend tells you how easy it is to wear them. Na so. 3. When you put your contacts in and your eyes start...
View Article15 Pictures That Accurately Describe Having Your Car Bashed By A Nigerian
1. When someone hits your car and you know your day is about to get bad. Not today, Satan! 2. When you come down and the person first starts shouting at you. Is this one mad? 3. When the person tries...
View Article15 Things That Are Too Accurate For Nigerians That Grew Up Abroad
1. When you misbehave and your parents threaten to send you to school in Nigeria. Hay God! 2. You, watching your neighbours with their costumes and free candy on Halloween. The devil holiday. 3. Your...
View Article14 Things Only Nigerians Who Have Passed JAMB Will Relate To
1. When you told your friends that you’re going abroad for Uni but your father says you should go and pick JAMB form. Oh God! Why me? 2. When you’re filing JAMB form with your parents and start...
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