Foodies, get in here:
1. You ever only attend Owambes for the food.
Face your front, abeg.
2. Even when you wake up late, you’d rather face 3MB traffic than miss breakfast
Would. Rather. Get. fired.
3. You spend the first half of your day thinking about your lunch break
I’m so hungry
4. After your lunch break you spend the second half of your day thinking about dinner.
What is this life?
5. You hate the first and the last slices of bread, but you still won’t skip them.
Two whole slices will now waste. God forbid.
6. You never, ever say “come and join me.”
Go and get your own
7. Even when you are pressured into saying it, everyone knows you don’t mean it.
I dare you.
8. You won’t go back to a new church, If they don’t serve food to their first timers
These ones are not serious.
9. You hate going to restaurants because their portions are always small
Am I a dog?
10. Before you visit a friend, you call to ask if there’s food
Let’s not waste each other’s time.
11. You were the most excited when Indomie released the Hungry man size.
What a time to be alive!
12. You secretly hate people that have the willpower to go on diets
Go and model na, Ode.
13. When people start to think they’re important, you set them straight
Who are you again?
14. Relationship status: Always Hungry
15. All the Bukas around your house and office know you by name
You never know where to eat.
16. Grocery shopping is a struggle because you never stick to your budget.
Did I even need to buy this?
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