1. Was your entrance into your wedding reception like this?
When you need funky mopol to enter your own wedding!
2. Did your aunty spray like this?
Using the money to stone everybody!
3. Was your mother’s gele this high?
As high as a three-story building!
4. Did your uncle spray money like this?
That’s money on the floor just in case you were wondering, not confetti!
5. How many bridesmaids did you have?
She had 25 oh! We checked!
6. Was your wedding cake as high as this?
If you and your spouse stand on each other and are taller than the cake, fail!
7. Did your wedding guests break it down on the dance floor like this?
All the way down to the ground!
8. Did Obasanjo take centre stage when it was time to take pictures like this?
So who is the guest, and who is the celebrant?
So if your wedding was not like this ask yourself, did you really marry?
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