1. At this point, only rich people can buy pizza.
This economy is not even joking. Pizza price is like house rent. Ahn ahn
— BollyLomo (@ItsBollyLomo) August 16, 2016
2. When someone is talking about one nonsense independence.
3. When your account balance is the stuff nightmares are made of.
This economy won't even let you enjoy the weather.. You'll want to stay cuddled in bed but your bank account will be disturbing your dreams
— Lota Chukwu (@LotaElixir) September 5, 2016
4. Children are God’s gifts, but this economy is saying something else sha.
5. It’s time to put that stubborn onigbese on speed-dial.
6. When someone asks you to buy iPhone 7 for them.
7. Who has time for marriage abeg?
8. The worst thing that can happen to anybody:
9. Don’t let any 419 carry your money o!
10. No time to waste energy on yama yama relationships.
11. This one about asoebi and rice.
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