8 Things You’ll Get If You’re Slightly Obsessed With Yourself

1. You, when you see a mirror

Is this how fine I am?

2. Or anything that shows your reflection

I look sweet today every day.

3. How you go through your own tweets and facebook updates

Wow, I’m actually really smart.

4. When you realize how funny you actually are

I am sooooooo hilarious!

5. When people say they have role models, you’re like

I’m my own role model.

6. Every time people say you should hang out with them

I’d rather be with myself abeg!

7. When someone says they don’t like you, you’re like

But why? I’m awesome.

8. But you know it’s their problem, not yours